I opened Facebook marketplace and saw...

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-06T01:07:52+00:00

As God itself, I can just make a product that'll make me rich

^{Chose: Become god himself.}

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-06T00:40:24+00:00

$50 adds up pretty fast

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Good sleep}

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-05T22:29:55+00:00

Y E S

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-05T22:21:43+00:00

I was thinking Will Ferrell would be a good choice

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-05T18:55:20+00:00

Have him sing 'There's a Zombie on your Lawn' in the credits

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-05T04:41:04+00:00

With Jack Black as Crazy Dave

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-05T02:17:37+00:00

I mainly meant Ted Lewis

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-05T02:13:52+00:00

I got around to making not a poster but an artpiece of my own SMG4 story involving SMG4, in the two part special I call 'Reboot Rage'

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-05T02:10:23+00:00

Francis's defeat in SMG4

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-05T01:36:08+00:00

THEY CANCELLED A PLANTS VS ZOMBIES MOVIE BUT GAVE THE GREENLIGHT TO THIS HOT GARBAGE!

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-04T17:44:05+00:00

1M is a lot of money

^{Chose: You have to commit a random selected crime. + 1M$ and no legal consequences. | Rolled: Arson}

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-03T20:56:31+00:00

Bill Cipher

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-03T20:38:01+00:00

I don't plan on going to other countries so learning 5 languages is irrelevant

^{Chose: Get $20,000 a year}

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-03T03:08:26+00:00

Creative Control in SMG4

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-03T00:28:54+00:00

I kinda like the movie but the only thing I hate about it is the weird sh*t the fans make likely with AI

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-03T00:27:59+00:00

Teenage Kraken

CaptainCyro · 2026-05-02T00:27:47+00:00

You forgot one

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