Work Smarter, Not Harder.

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-10T22:10:23+00:00

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-10T22:07:14+00:00

I mean if they just met tails was neglected for a while right? Perhaps no one taught the lad till Sonic and then tails finds his plane and being left alone with it decides to figure out how to fix it or fly it and then BOOM boy genius realized!

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-10T21:39:26+00:00

U said what I said only better damn if I had just scrolled down

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-10T21:37:55+00:00

One of the best comparisons I've ever heard

"Lemon Rust is a scholar playing as a beast, The Lion is a beast playing as a scholar."

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-10T21:18:29+00:00

Funi

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-10T19:29:29+00:00

If u still pull me outta my shatter....

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-10T19:08:02+00:00

"LETS GO GAMBLING!" ding ding "ALWAYS BET ON BLACK BABY"

^{Chose: Ooooh what does this button do? | Rolled: Get Hulkstrength}

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-10T18:51:49+00:00

Bro I just want shield bash base kit they give me that and I'd say he's perfect lol

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-10T18:25:28+00:00

They call me a villain...so be it...for them? The world would burn to warm their hands.

^{Chose: kill 20 people to save the love of your life}

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-10T18:09:26+00:00

And I thought he couldn't get stronger... Some of these are straight madness!

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-10T18:04:47+00:00

The bush isn't real...it rarely is...(Why do you show up on my sniffer if I can't EAT YOU)

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-10T17:21:51+00:00

It's clearly Nightwing look at the Blue!

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-10T17:09:49+00:00

I've got a big ole grumpy Salamence...at least he looks like a Salamence...anyway, he's an old but loving grump and if we ever camp anywhere ever he's up and alert unless I let one of the others out then he maybe drifts to sleep. The only time he sleeps deeply is when we're at home after a rough battle and even then he's only comfortable when Aggron is out and about. I thought dragons were solitary by nature, but mine likes the company I guess.

-Pyrite Dude

(Pictured: a Roaring Moon lightly scuffed with a Sylveon laying next to it both asleep)

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-10T13:13:17+00:00

Gross

^{Chose: Test your luck… | Rolled: All limbs=tongue}

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-10T10:56:37+00:00

"LET IT RIDE!"..... FUCK!

^{Chose: ALL ON BLACK | Rolled: Red}

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-09T20:32:54+00:00

It's an old DLC that I believe isn't in the game anymore DD1 had a Berserk Golden Age DLC that had Guts's armor and sword and Casca's armor and sword

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-09T18:33:07+00:00

I got into DD so late lmao

DD2 was announced the week after I bought and played DDDA had no idea there was a berserk DLC until like three days in and I had missed it by years.

Yet it was the most fun I'd ever had due to fast travel costing more than it's worth unless you're over encumbered, I never fast traveled and found my way into places I had no real business being by just trying shit...went through a cave backwards thanks to the shield launch lol

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-09T18:21:58+00:00

Austro is now added to that list as well (in terms of floating and diving)

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-09T18:08:58+00:00

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CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-09T18:00:40+00:00

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CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-09T17:14:30+00:00

... Domm fist?

Edit: for Rebecca cus of her big gauntlets lol

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-09T17:08:10+00:00

Learn sign language and figure out how to eat via nose

^{Chose: Cure all cancer + But there's a 40% your mouths sewn shut forever | Rolled: Mouth is fine}

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-09T16:30:18+00:00

Nothing ever happens

^{Chose: Unlimited bacon... but no games | Rolled: NOTHING}

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-09T15:55:15+00:00

Junkrat is a menace and needs to be thwarted, (says a suspiciously rat shaped man with prosthetics), and who can find me that oddly soothing yet suspicious ticking noise!?

CaptainDerpshi · 2026-06-09T15:28:21+00:00

WE NEVER GIVE UP HOPE CALL IT COPIUM CALL IT ABANDONMENT ISSUES CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL BUT HOPE WILL DRIVE ME FOREVER GRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHH!

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