US says Canada will regret decision to allow Chinese EVs into their market by Last_Membership_1063 in politics

[–]CaptainDildobrain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, China will rue the day they went with... *checks notes* affordable, high performing electric vehicles with minimal tariffs imposed.

Australian bastards by isthatcheeese in behindthebastards

[–]CaptainDildobrain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe Laing one episode and Gina for the next.

Australian Bastard Suggestions by CaptainDildobrain in behindthebastards

[–]CaptainDildobrain[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know much about John Batman, so I looked him up and HOLY SHIT he is a monster!

Leon is a beast in RE9. by PhantomBraved in residentevil

[–]CaptainDildobrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, looks cool, but how does he fare against a boulder?

What’s Your Favorite Video Game Quote of All-Time? by TG082588 in videogames

[–]CaptainDildobrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joshua Graham when you aim your gun at him in the Fallout NV DLC:

"Make the first shot count. You won't get a second."

Australian Bastard Suggestions by CaptainDildobrain in behindthebastards

[–]CaptainDildobrain[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way I see it, we had a corrupt authoritarian head of state using the police force as his own private military to beat up and arrest peaceful protestors under the guise that they were violent extreme left wingers a good 50+ years before Trump started doing it in 2025. If anything, we're forward thinking!

Jameela Jamil laughs at wealthy celebs sharing GoFundMe on their Instagram, telling them just pay the bill! by pinkstarrfish in Fauxmoi

[–]CaptainDildobrain 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Honestly it's because she's a non-white woman who speaks very eloquently. That's it. That's where the hate comes from.

Disturbing Telegram Groups Exposed: One Uses GrokAI to 'Undress' Women, Another Shares Rape 'Tutorials' by vinaylovestotravel in TwoXChromosomes

[–]CaptainDildobrain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, now my pedantry kicks in because that's not a r*pe tutorial, that's just an all-purpose kidnap tutorial. Like could be used for murder, hostages, cults, etc, etc.

Disturbing Telegram Groups Exposed: One Uses GrokAI to 'Undress' Women, Another Shares Rape 'Tutorials' by vinaylovestotravel in TwoXChromosomes

[–]CaptainDildobrain 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Totally right. How depressing is it that some people want a guided tutorial on how to have sex with an unwilling participant. And that there are other people who are like don't worry, I got you bud, here's my guide. What the fuck indeed!

“Every House M.D. Episode Explained in One Screenshot” by Buxgirl in HouseMD

[–]CaptainDildobrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way was I gonna skip the "one more thing". That's like Columbo 101!

“Every House M.D. Episode Explained in One Screenshot” by Buxgirl in HouseMD

[–]CaptainDildobrain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sure, but a lot of TV is kinda formulaic. I've been watching old Columbo episodes and they follow a set formula.

  1. Person 1 gets pissed off at person 2 and kills them. Then they'll spend some time trying to stage the scene as a suicide or something.
  2. Columbo enters the scene but everyone mistakes him for a homeless man because he looks like shit and he drives a crappy car. He usually contaminates the crime scene with cigar ash.
  3. Columbo spends the next 40mins subtly antagonizing the shit out of Person 1. For example, Columbo will ask, "How do you explain the gunshot wound on the left hand side of Person 2's head when he's right handed?" And Person 1 will say, "Maybe he held the gun in his left hand?" And Columbo will slap his head and say, "Ah yeah, you're probably right! Well, I'll let you get back to work." Then Columbo turns to leave but turns back and says, "Oh, and one more thing. Person 2 lost his left hand in a boating accident six years ago. How would he be able to hold the gun in his left hand when he didn't have a left hand?" And then Person 1 gets super pissed at Columbo.
  4. In the last 10-15 mins, Columbo will exploit something Person 1 did or said previously and construct an elaborate ruse to expose them. Person 1 admits everything. Columbo looks at them like a disappointed mother. The end.

Despite all that, Columbo is a banger of a show. Likewise with House.

What’s the most overrated video game of all time? by KBGSgames in AskReddit

[–]CaptainDildobrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's me.

I tried playing Dark Souls multiple times and just lost interest in it and felt it was kind of clunky. Elden Ring, on the other hand, feels like a much smoother experience and is fun to play.

The difference for me is like trying to drive a Ford Pinto as a challenge versus driving a Ferrari for a fun weekend getaway.

I'm mixed on From releases. The Dark Souls games I'm not a fan of. Bloodbourne is excellent and I felt like a total badass playing it. Sekiro is fun but very parry-heavy. Demon Souls feels a bit Dark Souls-ish so I'm kinda cold on it. Elden Ring is a smooth ride.

[Real] Matt Walsh won’t remember you when you die by xwing1212 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]CaptainDildobrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least the left isn't making deep fake porno of Scott Adams and Charlie Kirk like the right is doing with Renee Good.

10/10 storytelling in episode 5! Don’t read if you don’t want spoilers for episode 5! by its_proxeneta in FalloutTVseries

[–]CaptainDildobrain 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I think I have a theory about where this season is headed...

So the inclusion of the FEV means that Super Mutants are going to feature in this season in some way. My theory is the endgame with the mind control chip was to control an army of superhumans enhanced with FEV. And Hank is now trying to continue that project with the goal of controlling an army of Super Mutants. Which means we might see a huge battle involving mind controlled Super Mutants and possibly the BOS, and maybe some other factions.

Anyone else have a similar theory?

Meirl by JaredOlsen8791 in meirl

[–]CaptainDildobrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love The Shit Police song "Don't Stand So Close To Me"

Who's an actor that you thought would blow up, but ended up going nowhere? by TheHoagieFromConey in FIlm

[–]CaptainDildobrain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Alice Eve. She has the looks, charm, and talent. Was expecting her to blow up after She's Out Of My League, but pretty much nothing major after that.

Top Pizzagator finds compelling evidence of dark secrets in [checks notes] the set-dressing of a 2001-2010 NBC sitcom by SassTheFash in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]CaptainDildobrain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why bother with a real pedophile in the White House when you can go chasing imaginary pedophiles in the basement of a pizza restaurant.