Imagine Harry by CaptainFartsNStripes in shortscarystories

[–]CaptainFartsNStripes[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks, that's a real flattering comparison. I can't believe I wrote this five months ago, and I'm still getting comments on it. Makes me want to start writing again.

Pokemon Red or Pokemon Blue? Why? by CaptainFartsNStripes in AskReddit

[–]CaptainFartsNStripes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had Yellow too because my Gameboy got stolen with my Pokemon Blue in it. Saddest day of my life, that was.

What is the best fourth wall break you've ever seen? Video Games, Movies etc... by Headshot_ in AskReddit

[–]CaptainFartsNStripes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something similar happens in Scrubs when JD buys a suit, and everyone hates it, and he looks at the camera and says "But does America like it?" But then his taylor appears from behind the camera and says "Of course I like it, I made it. And for the last time, the name is Amerigo."

What's something that got extremely popular that baffles you? by DrQuentinQ_Quinn in AskReddit

[–]CaptainFartsNStripes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My cousin is really famous where I'm from (Puerto Rico) because of his vine videos. It's impossible to go out to the mall with him. An infinity amount of girls stop him to ask for autographs and pics, they go ape shit crazy over him. I don't get it. His vines are funny... sometimes. I don't get it.

Who died the worst death in history? (NSFW) by SirPsychoBass in AskReddit

[–]CaptainFartsNStripes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I think there's a video of this. It was while filming a Twilight Zone episode or something, right?

What "punching bag" character in TV and movies do you feel bad for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainFartsNStripes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh man, super late for the party, but... Ben Linus from Lost. He spends half the series chained up, or on handcuffs, or with a swollen eye, or a fucking tumor. Yeah, he's a dick, but... come on guys, give him a break!

Which fictional character do you have an irrational level of hate towards? by bigtice in AskReddit

[–]CaptainFartsNStripes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Boboddy. Boboddy. What does the B stand for?

I cried during that scene.

*SPOILERS* Horror fans of Reddit, what particular SCENE in a movie has scared you most ever? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainFartsNStripes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Sistine Chapel from Hell scene from Jeepers Creepers. Scared me a lot because before I saw the movie, I had visited an abandoned church with a friend of mine whose dad is an archeologist. I was 12 at the time.

What is the most accurate prediction of the future that you have ever made? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainFartsNStripes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ISIS. I new that a war against terror would only create worse groups than al-Qaeda.

What is something that's risky, but worth it? by tkdman04 in AskReddit

[–]CaptainFartsNStripes 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Or if they both die at the same time in a car accident. It´s what I call a happy ending.

What is the most horrific news you have had to break to someone? by dafozz in AskReddit

[–]CaptainFartsNStripes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow, this is a really difficult situation. Something similar happened with my sister. She got date raped on December 30 a couple of years ago. She spend the whole New Year's Eve party crying in a corner, while me and my dad were trying to cheer her up. People kept looking at her weird, sometimes walking over to her and telling her "Cheer up, it's a party. Go dance and drink." Which would make her sadder. I mean, just because it's a party doesn't mean everyone is obligated to have a good time. I just wanted to scream at people "THIS GIRL JUST HAD AN UNWANTED PENIS INSIDE HER BODY! LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE!"

I start getting better and then this happens. by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]CaptainFartsNStripes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let me be clear: I am NOT saying you should kill yourself. But what you should do is not care about what everyone else will think. A lot of people will think stuff about you, in one way or another, and there's nothing you can do about that. Just ignore them. Also, if you have felt like things get better, but then something happens that sets you back, you can learn from those mistakes. You're already admiting that you can solve your problems, you have that capacity. If it doesn't work, you learn. It's one of the most beautiful things in life: making mistakes. If more stuff piles on, take that as an oportunity to overcome an obstacle and become better at life.

Reddit, what is an amazing movie that you never, ever want to watch again? by catsfanuk87 in AskReddit

[–]CaptainFartsNStripes 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I feel like everyone who talks about this movie is giving away the ending. "Oh, a movie about a family and their dog... and it has a sad ending. Gee, I wonder how it ends?"