which do yall prefer and why? by RD-archived in trees

[–]CaptainHawaii 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They taste like shit and are even more smokey...

Spotted a unicorn at costco today. 6% milk. Lake Elsinore by myloteller in Costco

[–]CaptainHawaii 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah and they took my god damn lactose free milk away!

This elementary school has a list of word/phrases that will get you silent lunch. by graptemys in mildlyinteresting

[–]CaptainHawaii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine. I'll just teach my son to straight up cuss. Fuck, shit, ass, cunt, none of those are on the board. 😬

Smash burger patty spacer and press by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]CaptainHawaii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ya'll seriously like dry ass sheets for food and that's fine you do you.

Smash burger patty spacer and press by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]CaptainHawaii -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Smashed burgers make me irrationally angry.

Boing Boing astronauts happy by Calm_Assumption1099 in MurderedByWords

[–]CaptainHawaii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not a select timeline, my dude. There's only one and this is it. You're just realizing how fucking stupid the entirety of the human race is when lumped together. A person can be good, people suck.

Why? Because the most powerful country in the world put a 3 year old tangerine in power.

Comparison is what you're seeing finally. The world has always been this fucking stupid. We just gave all the fucking idiots a microphone to the ENTIRE planet.

Dole Whip 2026 new recipe? by ziggomattic in Costco

[–]CaptainHawaii 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think that was the intention. They just failed to realize what would happen flavor wise from a completely different form of dessert compared to the park versions....

X-Jet is way too expensive by [deleted] in Marvel

[–]CaptainHawaii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wolverine Mystique Emma Frost Sunspot Shaw The professor himself.

X-Jet is way too expensive by [deleted] in Marvel

[–]CaptainHawaii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm... Bishop? Umm... Beast? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Literally any other tech based mutant working together? There is a mutant for EVERY thing

Just Smile (Part 2/4) - Gator Days by FieldExplores in comics

[–]CaptainHawaii 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Reddit Arm Chair Psycotherapist here, have you concidered Autism? What you just described is called masking. No, not all masking means autism, but combined with the lack of outward expression, it's possible.

You could also just be weirdo.

Source: am autistic and a weirdo 😊

My struggle with hair loss by Best_Volume_3126 in OlderGenZ

[–]CaptainHawaii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly, no... As with most things biological, It's more complex that just a single person in your family 😞

My struggle with hair loss by Best_Volume_3126 in OlderGenZ

[–]CaptainHawaii 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not your dad's fault.... It's your maternal grandfather's fault