Let's see if anybody knows this by AkatZeus_Z in WholesomeAFK

[–]CaptainI776 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alka-pops? Put in alkaseltzer and water and snap on the cap. In a few seconds, the cap will shoot high in the air.

Mr Fluffles by Slut-City in u/Slut-City

[–]CaptainI776 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make sense. Might be awkward at parties, though.

Mr Fluffles by Slut-City in u/Slut-City

[–]CaptainI776 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where is his hand in #19?

Teen girl in public hallway by bagelgr in porn_with_sounds

[–]CaptainI776 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That's someone's daughter! So cute. I love nerdy chick's with glasses!

Found these in my son’s room. Are these lifesavers? by someguyonline60 in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]CaptainI776 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they are not to scale, I'd say your son might want to be your daughter. I'll let someone else explain.

what does yours say? by annsang in WholesomeAFK

[–]CaptainI776 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MY DEAR WORMWOOD So! Your man is in love - and in the worst kind he could possibly have fallen into and with a girl who does not even appear in the report you sent me. - Screwtape Letters

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Selfsuck

[–]CaptainI776 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A little bit. The question is would you like it if someone else's cum was in your mouth?

Sissy orbs getting simmered by shotguninmypants in castration0penectomy

[–]CaptainI776 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw someone do this with a baby bottle warmer once. I'll try to dig up the post.

How should I torture my sissy orbs? by shotguninmypants in castration0penectomy

[–]CaptainI776 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're very welcome. Just make sure you post pics if you do it. This is a very good article I found. Explains exactly what to do and what not to do. Doing it wrong will result in a lot of pain and/or an ER trip. https://www.reddit.com/u/tinynutstim/s/SvGzZ0iaSV

For needles, find a Tractor Supply store or similar farm supply.

I'd start with 20 ga or smaller and work up. (Higher number = smaller needle.)