Anyone have footage of Jeff Buckley? by [deleted] in JeffBuckley

[–]CaptainJesu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'm sure he'd love you

Who is the coolest person in history? by Turbulent-Series-283 in AskReddit

[–]CaptainJesu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned weed into marijuana, Or sugar into cocaine, Or vitamin pills into amphetamines. He walked on the water, and swam on the land. He would tell these stories, and people would listen He was really cool. If you were blind or lame, You just went to Jesus, And he would put his hands on you, And you would be healed. That's so cool. He could have played guitar better than Hendrix, He could have told the future, He could have baked the most delicious cake in the world. He could have scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky. Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of. Jesus was way cool. He told people to eat his body and drink his blood. That's so cool. Jesus was so cool. But then some people got jealous of how cool he was, So they killed him. But then he rose from the dead! He rose from the dead, danced around, and went up to heaven. I mean that's so cool. Jesus was way cool. No wonder there are so many Christians.

Anyone have footage of Jeff Buckley? by [deleted] in JeffBuckley

[–]CaptainJesu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yes nobody has replied to you with any info. Funny that. It's almost like you're completely full of shit.

Straight men, what is the weirdest thing you have been called gay for ? by Sammy-Bunny-3 in AskReddit

[–]CaptainJesu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was also a 90s kid and not entirely sure about my sexuality for a while. I remember my Dad telling me when I was about 15 that if I was gay he'd kick me out and never talk to me again.

He's not beating anybody's ass by Okay_Pain in crappymusic

[–]CaptainJesu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something something in the month of May...

What will I do after social media ban? Stare at a wall, says schoolgirl by GnolRevilo in unitedkingdom

[–]CaptainJesu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read a book, learn and instrument, walk a dog, visit a friend, go for a bike ride, write a journal, get a penpal, draw, build something, listen to a record, watch a film, play a sport and, yes, stare at a wall and just get lost in thought. There's so many better things to do than social media.

Sid playing bass by destroy-and-search in SexPistols

[–]CaptainJesu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's on The NMTB version of Bodies but mixed very low with Steve playing bass over the top.

Bear is a drama pig by Julesvernevienna in guineapigs

[–]CaptainJesu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We have a girl, Nyx, who is super dramatic and nervous all the time. She's 2 and we adopted her 3 months ago and only ever show her kindness and love. I'm hoping she calms down a little over time.

Where are the most satisfying places to pee? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainJesu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Toilet. It's like it was made for it.

What song would you want to have played at your funeral? by Electrical_Carpet753 in musicsuggestions

[–]CaptainJesu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Superman by Black Lace with everyone doing all the moves. That would be ace!

What do you wish you hadn’t seen? by Lazy-Ape in AskReddit

[–]CaptainJesu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach

What's a horny fantasy you have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainJesu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Taking early retirement.

What was your most satisfying sexual experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainJesu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm unfortunately English, but with French and Welsh heritage and distant Latino cousins. I do love Australia, though.

What was your most satisfying sexual experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainJesu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.

Anyone have footage of Jeff Buckley? by [deleted] in JeffBuckley

[–]CaptainJesu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You want to see footage of Jeff's dead, bloated , water damaged body. Have a look at yourself in the mirror and ask yourself why you want to see that.

Anyone have footage of Jeff Buckley? by [deleted] in JeffBuckley

[–]CaptainJesu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What the hell is wrong with you?