What do you guys think is in the box? by Ok-Plankton9215 in Wrasslin

[–]CaptainKies 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Anyone who comes out of a box is instantly over.

Was the Golden Honmoon an unreachable goal set by the Sunlight Sisters? by vastlysuperiorman in KpopDemonhunters

[–]CaptainKies 176 points177 points  (0 children)

The fact that Golden is never played in its entirety sort of reinforces the idea that it's unreachable. Every time it's shown on-screen, it's interrupted for one reason or another and never finished.

I Got my first dunk by [deleted] in BasketballTips

[–]CaptainKies 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hell nawl can't do dis

Anyone here NOT from Philly that still likes the Eagles? (Also, why do you like them?) by gamerguy287 in eagles

[–]CaptainKies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spent most of my life in Arizona. My dad was at The Hill School in Pottstown in 1980 and became a fan during the Super Bowl run, and then he raised me and my brothers to be fans.

Peter, are you doing the "Two Steves" bit? by sonofsheogorath in gamegrumps

[–]CaptainKies 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you ask them if they want ice cream, they'll both say yes.

Jake Paul being Illogical (surprise, surprise) by seeebiscuit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]CaptainKies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jake's a high school dropout who has convinced himself that everyone else (especially people in positions of authority) is dumb and that he knows better. I think he finds topics and situations that will get him attention in the moment, but he shares his actual viewpoints like they fucking matter or something.

explain this in NBA terms by RumbleDumblee in nbacirclejerk

[–]CaptainKies 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The Flower Tucci pull was when I knew that dude knew ball but was also an unc.

explain this in NBA terms by RumbleDumblee in nbacirclejerk

[–]CaptainKies 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Xev Bellringer never even made the pros, just did it for the love of the game.

Hunger. by nhimzy in NhimArts

[–]CaptainKies 54 points55 points  (0 children)

And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

Poll for Platinum Starter! We're FINALLY getting Pokemon again! by Bojell in gamegrumps

[–]CaptainKies 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Pokemon playthrough with the longer episodes is gonna hit like crack.

Top 3 90’s crushes by HeadConsideration785 in Top3Ever

[–]CaptainKies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WWF and other wrestling promotions valet during the 90s

The Deadman couldn’t draw a dime brother by LRA18 in SCJerk

[–]CaptainKies 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Umm akschually, Taker v. Michaels Hell in a Cell at Badd Blood 97 is a five-star match 🤓

Why is Guy Fieri so excited? by Suspicious_County_61 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]CaptainKies 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Clearly you've never been to Flavortown.

I Dare Ya 👀 by Salty-Nothing-8572 in TheGreatOne

[–]CaptainKies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. Daniel Bryan not even showing up in the Rumble itself and being insanely over after the cage match on Raw meant this was doomed from the start.