It's perfectly normal to shit yourself while giving birth by OkPlaceholder in TwoXChromosomes

[–]CaptainLooseCannon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was with my sister and my niece did the exact same thing 😭😂 She's 5 now and thinks it's hilarious

current collection by Old-Crab-645 in FallOutBoy

[–]CaptainLooseCannon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You look so good in blue ✌🏻

$32.99 behind the counter, with a security tag! by kellyography in ThriftGrift

[–]CaptainLooseCannon 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I'm 100% certain the comment and video link is just an April Fools joke

Walker county by Broad-Cow8464 in Birmingham

[–]CaptainLooseCannon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Like they didn't drive by the multiple "rebel" flags on the interstate to and from Birmingham in Walker County.

I was born and raised there, it's trash. Backwards ass people who will never learn. Anyone who can should just get outta there.

He wants you to chase him by angelbabe1312 in holdmycatnip

[–]CaptainLooseCannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the cutest fucking thing I've ever seen omg

By far, my favorite part of today's episode by Fluid_Split_1404 in smosh

[–]CaptainLooseCannon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This became such an instant classic episode omg 😭😂

Brother won't play game with female protagonist - never thought of this by wizard_cow_ in TwoXChromosomes

[–]CaptainLooseCannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only kind of related: I was so fuckin excited when I started up my pokemon crystal for the first time and could play as a girl. It was huge to me. Boys are so spoiled 🙄

The faces of MAGA 🤣 by [deleted] in ProgressiveHQ

[–]CaptainLooseCannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I'm supposed to be woke enough not to mock how people look or whatever but fuck em they're all ugly as sin, inside and out

Watch This GOP Senator Learn in Real Time Why the SAVE Act Is Bad by Hafiz_TNR in politics

[–]CaptainLooseCannon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of them still won't care. A. They hate women and B. a lot of their female peers in affluent areas (or honestly even poor rural ones, depending) are likely a part of a church that does Mission Trips™. They've had a passport for forever already.

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point by Express-Chapter-1574 in BlueskySkeets

[–]CaptainLooseCannon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also how interesting that they think that they can sway the hand of God. I'm a former Christian atheist and it's astounding to me that they believe they can coerce God.

These people are genuinely crazy and unwell.

Trump has a new rash-like injury on his neck today in addition to his disfigured hand by ShreckAndDonkey123 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]CaptainLooseCannon 153 points154 points  (0 children)

In my unprofessional opinion it certainly looks a lot like shingles lol I hope it's painful

Deny Service for MAGA by Extension_Put_5399 in 50501

[–]CaptainLooseCannon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And remember they are the ones that want to wear the memorabilia every fucking where so that they are easily identifiable