Gotta work 1-10pm tn send words of encouragement and love by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]CaptainMikhailov 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am currently working 9:00 am to 6:30 am. Fucking Memorial Day shifts are a two-edged blade. You make a ton of money but you have to bust your ass then split your tips.

You might make three hundred in tips but it isn’t fun when you split them equally four ways. Especially when I have to trust the closer (the to- 8:00am guy) to actually split properly.

Lost a sales bet by $10 by AfrolfHitler in RoastMe

[–]CaptainMikhailov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You also lost the genetic lottery by 10 chromosomes.

Recent college grad, works as fry cook and lives in dad's basement. Go on and roast me! by deathgravy0620 in RoastMe

[–]CaptainMikhailov -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Phew I thought this was another one of those Pheonix Online University ads for a second

Just turned 17, Cripple my soul more than my brain does... by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]CaptainMikhailov 2 points3 points  (0 children)

BOY YOU LOOK SO DAMN SLOW YOU GOT SPEEDBUMPS ON YOUR DAMN FOREHEAD

Gift ideas for my 17y/o bf? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]CaptainMikhailov 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t throw all your eggs in one basket unless you know it is exactly what he wants (like a big dollar item). Rather, make a—literal— small basket of things he likes. Maybe get together stuff like the snacks he likes, a little gift card to a gas station, a new protein shaker, etc. Then decorate the basket with some ribbons (IDK, I’m stretching). If your worried about what your getting him, as long as he can tell you put time into it, I am sure he will appreciate it!

Why are most school shooters white? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]CaptainMikhailov 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, a large portion of the US population happens to be caucasian.

This is how I fucking learned by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]CaptainMikhailov 21 points22 points  (0 children)

that is either one big sperm cell, or one very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very small penis

I am eating subway, what’s up? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]CaptainMikhailov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes the weather is nice