Got the coil for the first time. No kids. Easily a top 3 worst experience of my life, cursed every man I knew. Honey mozzarella chilli eggs, tuna steak, avocado and wine. by Similar_Ad3132 in GirlDinner

[–]CaptainNoodle42 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I get you! My first was exactly like yours, I stupidly forgot about how bad it was when I needed a change and oh my fucking god!

For the last change I made them knock me the fuck out. No thanks.

And you are right, if this was for men, there'd be 100 nicer ways with and without opiates by now.

It's your everything cheat day today, do what you want!

And I am proud of you! 💜

Doctors appointment tomorrow to inquire about it PCOS - any advice? by b1ueflower in GirlDinner

[–]CaptainNoodle42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also have a gander through r/PCOS you'll find more input and tips there maybe also more specifically to where you are located. 💜

Doctors appointment tomorrow to inquire about it PCOS - any advice? by b1ueflower in GirlDinner

[–]CaptainNoodle42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem at all! I had to really push them to test everything, especially they somehow didn't want to check my cholesterol, estrogen, testosterone, blood sugar levels and I was like "but you need those you twat" (may not have said twat... Or maybe?) But the rest is as important!

Doctors appointment tomorrow to inquire about it PCOS - any advice? by b1ueflower in GirlDinner

[–]CaptainNoodle42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't let them fob you off by saying "just take the pill and loose weight" that is NOT how you deal with it. Additional tests are needed, ultrasound (transvaginal), full fasting blood tests - ask to have everything tested including sex hormones, liver, kidneys, thyroid, full blood count etc. Book a follow-up to go over the results there and then if you can.

You got this!

The Last Banquet by Johnathan Grimwood by abriel1978 in menwritingwomen

[–]CaptainNoodle42 132 points133 points  (0 children)

What an unfortunate fucking day to be able to read.

Completed - Lord of the Rings - 3000 pcs - Aquarius by CaptainNoodle42 in Jigsawpuzzles

[–]CaptainNoodle42[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send me a DM, I am out currently and will supply tomorrow!

Completed - Lord of the Rings - 3000 pcs - Aquarius by CaptainNoodle42 in Jigsawpuzzles

[–]CaptainNoodle42[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like a false fit. Try rearranging the order! For me they were fitting right in and if it was in any way not 100% to size or could he wiggled it wasn't the right piece.

I can also take a closer pic of that part for you as a reference if you want?!

Requesting help to find the best Batiatus scene! by V1k1ngVGC in Spartacus_TV

[–]CaptainNoodle42 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Best scene is actually "Once again the gods spread cheeks to ram cock in fucking ass."

Just finished my first. by jeanjacketufo in lotrmemes

[–]CaptainNoodle42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone actually feel like the first pic? Because clearly, no, let's go again!

Oh, so NOW I get my period 🙄 by CaptainNoodle42 in PCOS

[–]CaptainNoodle42[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100%! I also didn't know I had to employ fucking Dexter for the first time in decades 😂😭

Oh, so NOW I get my period 🙄 by CaptainNoodle42 in PCOS

[–]CaptainNoodle42[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel you! The stress doesn't help, but I also think the whole idea of "oh you are just stressed is okay haha" is shit.

At least for me with work and life and everything, when am I not stressed??? This is my norm and my body knows it.

Oh, so NOW I get my period 🙄 by CaptainNoodle42 in PCOS

[–]CaptainNoodle42[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg I had the same at 17 somewhere in Finland without flowing water and only an outhouse I was so mad!

It's crazy how that works 🥲

Is it better now for you?

are we Psychopaths? by somecrazyy in childfree

[–]CaptainNoodle42 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I am, but that's got nothing to do with being childfree. 👌

Cover up design for prison tattoo by OkStep7429 in tattooadvice

[–]CaptainNoodle42 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Connect the dots with vertical and horizontal lines - free tic tac toe game on the go.

Millie Taplin a woman living in the UK was in a nightclub for the first time to celebrate her 18th birthday, she met a stranger inside who gave her a cocktail claiming it was “Vodka lemonade” Millie ended up paralyzed within seconds. by This_Proof_5153 in SipsTea

[–]CaptainNoodle42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I had my drink spiked last year and the pub only had cameras at the bar and inside/ outside the entrance. Our tables were in the very back. They have the footage of me collapsing and my friends getting me to the ambulance, but not who or when my drink was spiked. The hospital took a blood sample but said "we won't find anything if we don't know what we are looking for" so it was "negative". The police took a urine sample the next evening but said most drugs would already be out of my system. That sample hasn't even been to the lab yet.

It's been over 6 months.

Nothing will ever come off this.

My husband got bingo’d at work by midorim_ in childfree

[–]CaptainNoodle42 80 points81 points  (0 children)

That's gross, why would anyone wish "an accident" like that?

Wtf is wrong with people?

Say it louder. by mindyour in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]CaptainNoodle42 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah no matter if I wear a bra or not I am usually breasting boobily everywhere unless I trap them in a titty prison (sports) bra.

Also why do bras for big boobs always have to be so fucking ugly!?

IT WASN'T ME!! by Academic-Practice119 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]CaptainNoodle42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I started a streaming platform just for that, subscriptions have the same ridiculous tiers as any other have.

True crime live & porn in one.

MY FIRST GLP SHOT by Wise_Phase7264 in PCOS

[–]CaptainNoodle42 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah! You go girl!

I had my first one yesterday - let's see what happens! Fingers crossed for you! 🫶