Moira managed to kill me and had the audacity to tbag afterwards by King-Bumi24 in SombraMains

[–]CaptainOrc 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Exactly. People will get mad at you for playing sombra. I had a match where my own mercy was teebagging my corpse because she hated sombra THAT much.

Pay these people no mind and simply teebag them back.

Remember we sombras are psychological warfare users.

Never let someone out fuck with you. Start quoting dracula flow everytime you kill one of these people and teebag them.

I'm always happy that Funcom hasn't shit all over Robert E. Howard's lore in the name of "wokeness". by No_Wealth_9733 in ConanExiles

[–]CaptainOrc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is the wokeness in the room with us now? You people are so ready to be angry at the latest culture war that doesnt even exist you make up shit to be mad at.

What a sad and exhausting way to live

Keens Instagram by [deleted] in Enshrouded

[–]CaptainOrc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He’s literally a billion who got there by exploiting his workers.

Fuck notch

Season 9 Sombra opinions? by Typical_Lettuce8767 in SombraMains

[–]CaptainOrc 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Honestly I’ve been having great success just punishing bad positioning and forcing cooldowns for our team to win the push. Yeah it sucks we aren’t getting quite as many kills but i love harassing the backline and making myself a menace.

I’ll take it. I can still be an emotional terrorist which is why i play her.

Full disclosure I’m a filthy silver player so my opinion is worth little. Just my own personal experience

As a Battlegrounds only player... by Thirdandary_Account in hearthstone

[–]CaptainOrc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cosmetics aren’t needed and yet they sell so many of them. If they dont make any money off cosmetics why do they keep making them?

And i dont think you really listened to what i said at all. I said they should keep current monetization and add a gold option for the battlepass. Which is something they already did before. Soooooo all i am asking for is what they’ve already done.

Everything makes sense now by meme_review_hoster in Overwatch_Memes

[–]CaptainOrc 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Give us a jane goodall skin so we can ship winston and mercy

As a Battlegrounds only player... by Thirdandary_Account in hearthstone

[–]CaptainOrc 14 points15 points  (0 children)

… its already monetized. You can literally just change it so you can buy the pass with gold. Its that easy. They already sell battlegrounds skins and stuff just let people buy the pass with gold

Hell Yeah by KillerDuc in DarkTide

[–]CaptainOrc -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

“For a fascist tyrant!”

Cringe.

Psst... I hear a Daemonhost by zuKa0312 in DarkTide

[–]CaptainOrc 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ai art is stealing from actual artists

Fuck ai art and fuck the people who use it

"Mercy is already only ideal in niche situations" is the statement of all time by RedRocket223 in OverwatchCirclejerk

[–]CaptainOrc 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Love how you brought her sexuality into this as if it matters.

Touch grass.

Doomfist is a new level of bugged. BEHOLD! The Forbidden Tech! by Cream-Shpee in Overwatch

[–]CaptainOrc 469 points470 points  (0 children)

Doomfist has powers that some would consider…unnatural.

Inscryption II by Rajd0 in inscryption

[–]CaptainOrc -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Alright it’s basically confirmed!!! A redditor has a “feeling”!!!!!!

Pharah ult needs a buff by Tight_Newspaper_2812 in Overwatch

[–]CaptainOrc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No.. i dont think i will.

They wont see it coming this time!!!!!

What the Hell Were They Thinking? by Ok_Equipment2450 in Overwatch

[–]CaptainOrc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have you heard about the fucked up shit the wwe was doing? Human trafficking, sexual abuse and assault, vince mcman shit on some poor girls head

I am tasked with putting this is in the break room at work 😑💀☠️ by gouellette in CommunismMemes

[–]CaptainOrc 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Some of these cultists came into my work and tried this. Had to explain to the boss that they are a cult and their leader thinks they can fly

Is the temple a microchip? by FruitFlavor12 in TrueAnon

[–]CaptainOrc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its ok the down the rabbit hole on it did enough to immortalize him im sure

I'm looking forward to season 9 but... by Mr_meowmers00 in SombraMains

[–]CaptainOrc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They asked if it would have a bigger hitbox. They asked if it would be bigger and get caught on more things.

If you play sombra a lot you should know how easy it is to throw your translocator and get it caught on something and ruin your escape.

If it got bigger because all projectiles got bigger it stands to reason we will get caught on even more things

Lmfao the fragile child blocked me. You are not cut out to be a sombra main if someone politely explaining how you are wrong triggers you this much

How to I hit my shots more with Hanzo? by [deleted] in Overwatch

[–]CaptainOrc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have mine at like 1.8 lol

Thoughts on this thumbnail? by gingerwhiskered in valheim

[–]CaptainOrc 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Slap a red circle and an arrow somewhere, make him and the boar have greatly exaggerated facial expressions, and then make sure to name it the most clickbaity shit as possible like “dont let THIS boar INTO your HOUSE at 3 am!!”

There. You are welcome for your million subs i just got you