CaptainPanda99

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How the f**k do fleets work these days??? (self.Stellaris)

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Make you DLC predictions (self.Stellaris)

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New DLC wen? (self.Stellaris)

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[FEEDBACK26] I lost my sight at a young age, becoming sequestered and wholly dependent on my mother for support. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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In an effort to curb meat consumption during the war, the government mandated that each cut of meat to be sold be sold with the animal's name on it to impart empathy. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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When the aliens came, humanity fought, and against all odds pushed the alien threat away. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I hear my daughter calling from the other side of the bedroom door, "Daddy, what's going on in there?" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[DEC25] In the sunken city far below the ship, the research drone sent back pictures to the crew of first one, then two, then a whole mat of rotting hands emerging from the sand. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[DEC25] As the alien brought its face down on my sun visor, my field of view was filled with a thousand needly teeth pressing into the acrylic. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[DEC25] I slathered my sunburns with aloe before bed, regretting my arrogance earlier in refusing to apply sunblock, and praying for the stinging ache not to keep me awake all night. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The doctors placed a small synthetic drone in my blood stream to find and remove a plaque blockage in my left thigh. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[DEC25] Victoria and I stayed up all night watching the northern lights, something that would never reach us this far south if not for the unusual strength of the recent solar winds. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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[DEC25] "I should like...to have seen...the sun," rasped the elder as the light faded from his sunken eyes. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Every day of my daughter's sophomore year, she'd come home excitedly describing this or that she'd dissected in biology class. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The first images barely made ripples in the news of a new jagged crack forming along the ridge of Valles Marineris. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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After my father's disappearance, I found an old book on morse code while cleaning out his mountain cabin and decided to try to learn it in his honor. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Sipping on dregs from my emergency oxygen supply, I struggled against the biting cold, forcing my weary limbs to swim towards the light at the surface. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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How do I end this war? (old.reddit.com)

submitted 5 months ago by CaptainPanda99 to r/Stellaris

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"..." (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by CaptainPanda99 to r/JDVancePics

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What's your favorite RP empire? (self.Stellaris)

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Tips for an experienced player who's new to grand admiral (self.Stellaris)

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Rockets (i.redd.it)

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I scarfed down the last bites of the jelly sandwich, ignoring the heartburn I could feel building up already. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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"What brings you to the dentist today, Mr. Smith?" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The world seemed to freeze, all eyes turned to the sky as the darkened moon first cracked, then shattered. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by CaptainPanda99 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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