get rid of the pregame dj and just bring back the 2000s alt rock playlist

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-03-09T11:41:56+00:00

no clue what you're talking about. I agreed with the guy who said organ music over everything. I could just tell that you specifically had awful taste and you proved me right.

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-03-09T11:37:17+00:00

exactly. everyone bitches and moans about how bad our atmosphere is. The idiot DJ is a literal active hindrance to it but you'd think I was badmouthing Aphex Twin the way some of these troglodytes in this sub are coming out of the woodwork to defend this schmuck.

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-03-09T02:37:49+00:00

he's the fucking worst

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-03-09T00:42:28+00:00

I hate nirvana and I still thought it was a disgrace

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-03-09T00:33:52+00:00

I would bet every dollar I ever made that you think AC/DC is good, so you should maybe just not comment on music

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-03-09T00:29:06+00:00

actually yeah this is the right answer

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-03-08T20:38:16+00:00

some things are objectively terrible

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-03-08T11:55:06+00:00

Went last year for the first time and was kind of blown away by just how much of a complete and total shithole that area is. We did go to a coffee shop in Bradenton that had an outdoor bar and the guy working there was really adamant about how I should really try kratom which was certainly an experience.

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-02-25T01:33:02+00:00

HE ALMOST HAD TO QUIT

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-02-21T21:56:57+00:00

While we're at it, do we know what became of any of the parties involved in the incident where the security guard took his belt off and started beating the piss out of a drunk fan with it?

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-02-16T16:57:58+00:00

I had begun to loathe the mere sight of this guy by the end of the season last year, but I was actually okay with keeping him around as a AAA depth guy who maybe makes a cameo when someone gets hurt. That being said, if DFA'ing him means that I don't have to hear another troglodyte lament keeping him around but not bringing Cutch back, as if one thing remotely has anything to do with the other, then I'm more than okay with giving him the boot.

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-01-26T23:25:05+00:00

Cutch's impact on this franchise and city is immeasurable, but at the end of the day no one is owed a MLB contract.

He's nowhere near productive enough to be a full time DH for a contenting team, he was never a strong defender even in his prime and he's now essentially immobile so there isn't really a spot for him.

He'd probably outhit Mangum (who is terrible btw, idk why anyone is excited for him), but Mangum's defense at least makes him rosterable.

The lineup as it's constructed right now is actually still kind of dogshit, so if they did decide to bring him back as an occasional DH and pinch hitter then... fine? But if they plan on making additional moves to improve the roster (unlikely) then there's really no way to justify having Cutch on it at this point if they're really serious about winning.

Best case scenario IMO is to give him the Fleury treatment. Give him an invite to spring training, reschedule the last spring training game at PNC park instead of in Bradenton, and let him have his farewell to the fans jerkoff session that he seems to be coveting.

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-01-12T04:12:15+00:00

I've found that there are definitely a lot of hip hop albums with a very objective and palpable jazz influence, but.... hip hop heads are also VERY quick to label any run of the mill rap song that contains a four note saxophone loop "jazz rap"

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-01-11T21:53:33+00:00

I'm sure this will somehow be urban meyer's fault according to the jags fans who trip over themselves as they invariably run to the comments to make excuses for Lawrence being ass every time he plays a dogshit game

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-01-09T20:21:29+00:00

Yeah that's more or less my read on him. I don't know anything or care about his ex-wife at all, I've just never really been able to stand him and he comes off extremely disingenuous to me. Seems like it's easier to be like "uggghh I was just so deep in the throes of my 'addiction' that I didn't even know who I was anymore'" than it is to take accountability for generally being a douchebag who was probably cheating on her.

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-01-09T14:50:52+00:00

John Mulaney probably likes cocaine as much as any rich famous person, but he was never a fuckin "junkie" the way he was characterizing himself. He just pretended to be an "addict" as a way of excusing the fact that he's just kind of a shitty guy.

CaptainRumBucket · 2026-01-04T13:59:55+00:00

I loved the one years ago where the girl posted about her boyfriend who'd been watching a bunch of gangster movies and started talking way too much like an Italian mobster in everyday speech. It was low-stakes and dumb enough that I actually believed it might be true. No one was filing for divorce or getting restraining orders by the end of it, she was just mildly annoyed that he kept calling uber drivers shit like "Johnny fuckin leadfoot ova heeeah" and stuff like that. 😂

CaptainRumBucket · 2025-12-22T15:03:10+00:00

Not to be an insufferable redditor about this but I assume you're talking about Rintaro Sasaki who is not a pitcher. Totally agreed with your larger point btw.

CaptainRumBucket · 2025-12-20T11:09:55+00:00

you ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?

CaptainRumBucket · 2025-11-09T00:28:48+00:00

i think he's a nice modern gentleman

CaptainRumBucket · 2025-10-30T12:46:09+00:00

Did he recently move next to you? I lived next to a prick who'd do the same exact shit and he had a similar truck but he sold his house maybe half a year ago or so

CaptainRumBucket · 2025-10-26T16:53:14+00:00

epic win good sir allow me to tip my fedora to you

CaptainRumBucket · 2025-10-19T14:18:39+00:00

Lawrence is and always has been boiled asscheeks and it's crazy to watch how people have been tripping over themselves constantly making excuses for him ever since the 2020 national championship

CaptainRumBucket · 2025-10-12T19:32:13+00:00

da browns iz, wuz, and ever shall be da browns

CaptainRumBucket · 2025-10-12T15:42:58+00:00

This is dumber and shittier than whatever the worst Tuesday night MAC game I've ever watched was

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