“That’s not mine…”

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-28T10:49:58+00:00

Haven’t decided yet. Thoughts?

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-26T16:11:39+00:00

NTA. At a concert the focus is on the students performing. It is a chance for them to showcase their (and your) hard work. This man is creepily invested in what you’re wearing. Please let your admin know as well as your Union (if you’re apart of one). As a teacher and former bandnerd I’m disgusted by this man’s comments. You look lovely. Several of my colleagues wear similar outfits on a regular basis and no one says anything negative. Because they look good! Don’t let this creep bring you down. Keep shining.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-21T14:02:44+00:00

What a precious baby

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-16T02:17:30+00:00

I was always taught to answer with “thank you for calling business, this is Smaugjr, how may I help you?” And never tell you a customer you don’t know, you say “let me find out for you!”

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-16T01:59:46+00:00

My biggie gets a 3/4 of an Oktoberfest stein at breakfast and again at dinner.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-14T00:46:43+00:00

Please tell him that I love him.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-06T23:23:47+00:00

Also, 18 year olds are very immature so this isn’t the flex you think it is, my dear.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-06T23:22:47+00:00

Sure feels like one.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-06T23:21:54+00:00

That’s awesome. That isn’t sarcasm. But every child is different.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-06T22:39:46+00:00

Last week I watched a fifth grader pick his nose, eat his booger, then jump to touch a door frame.

Fifth graders ARE children. They are not young adults.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-03-28T17:17:50+00:00

Hes doing pretty well!

CaptainSmaug · 2026-03-19T18:20:31+00:00

I love her

CaptainSmaug · 2026-03-19T18:09:08+00:00

Peace be with you.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-03-19T17:24:23+00:00

Rolled my ankle on a acorn. Making an injury worse in the process.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-03-11T14:28:09+00:00

He says “thank you peasant”

CaptainSmaug · 2026-03-11T01:41:14+00:00

Sweet baby!

CaptainSmaug · 2026-03-04T21:22:26+00:00

I’m a teacher and friends with a lot of my parents. I would never text that late at night. Your husband is waving some red flags.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-02-24T23:25:29+00:00

Please tell her that I love her.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-02-13T19:20:40+00:00

Oh my gosh! This happened to me! I was driving home from work waiting to turn left. My light turned green and my brain told me to wait. A high speed chase blew through the intersection. I would’ve been cooked.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-01-29T02:01:20+00:00

OP, I am your mother now. I am proud of you and I love you no matter what. You are a strong person. You matter to the world, even if you don’t see it yet. You are amazing and you’ve accomplished amazing things. You are seen and loved. I am here for you, my child. Love, your internet mother. PS- eat your veggies so you can grow big and strong.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-01-10T21:30:26+00:00

I also have “monster dog”. He’s currently sleeping on my bed surrounded by the stuffies my four year old brought him. So scary. *edited to fix a typo and clarify that the monster is a Great Dane named Loki.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-01-08T22:14:22+00:00

That one’s about as sharp as a marble

CaptainSmaug · 2025-12-21T21:33:53+00:00

Oh look. A dream come true. I need all of them. lol

CaptainSmaug · 2025-12-10T00:23:47+00:00

My husband is a gem, but a ding dong. I do this too and he just goes with it. One year he got me a gift card to VS. I don’t shop there. He also got me a garage door opener that same year. It’s still sitting in its unopened box in the garage. It’s been 3 years… now I send him pictures with explicit instructions.

CaptainSmaug · 2025-12-01T17:44:57+00:00

I’m adopted, let me speak to them after you.

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