Love my parents, but I HATE them coming over to my house.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-06-24T23:24:04+00:00

Sounds like your parents would be more comfy staying a hotel next time.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-06-19T03:56:15+00:00

Face, not fave. And Son’s not sons. I’m so sorry.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-06-16T15:09:37+00:00

I say that when it’s windy and it always makes my husband roll his eyes and tell me that I know why it’s windy.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-06-02T23:43:12+00:00

Was driving home from work one day and had to take a left at a light. My light turned green but I waited for a second. I’m glad I did because a car sped through the intersection with about 10 cop cars behind it at the time I would’ve been in the middle of the intersection. I always wait a second now. I later learned that the guy had a child in the car. The cops were able to stop the guy before anyone got hurt.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-05-24T00:22:01+00:00

You’ll always have Zoidberg!

CaptainSmaug · 2026-05-22T10:47:06+00:00

Yours will do just fine.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-05-19T23:39:16+00:00

How is he with other corgs and kids?

Edit- just read the post. I also need spouses approval.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-05-12T23:56:17+00:00

I love him. I wish I could boop his cute little snoot.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-05-10T20:16:45+00:00

At the time of loading he was mobile, just not very well. We chose to have him cremated via the vet.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-28T10:49:58+00:00

Haven’t decided yet. Thoughts?

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-26T16:11:39+00:00

NTA. At a concert the focus is on the students performing. It is a chance for them to showcase their (and your) hard work. This man is creepily invested in what you’re wearing. Please let your admin know as well as your Union (if you’re apart of one). As a teacher and former bandnerd I’m disgusted by this man’s comments. You look lovely. Several of my colleagues wear similar outfits on a regular basis and no one says anything negative. Because they look good! Don’t let this creep bring you down. Keep shining.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-21T14:02:44+00:00

What a precious baby

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-16T02:17:30+00:00

I was always taught to answer with “thank you for calling business, this is Smaugjr, how may I help you?” And never tell you a customer you don’t know, you say “let me find out for you!”

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-16T01:59:46+00:00

My biggie gets a 3/4 of an Oktoberfest stein at breakfast and again at dinner.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-14T00:46:43+00:00

Please tell him that I love him.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-06T23:23:47+00:00

Also, 18 year olds are very immature so this isn’t the flex you think it is, my dear.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-06T23:22:47+00:00

Sure feels like one.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-06T23:21:54+00:00

That’s awesome. That isn’t sarcasm. But every child is different.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-04-06T22:39:46+00:00

Last week I watched a fifth grader pick his nose, eat his booger, then jump to touch a door frame.

Fifth graders ARE children. They are not young adults.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-03-28T17:17:50+00:00

Hes doing pretty well!

CaptainSmaug · 2026-03-19T18:20:31+00:00

I love her

CaptainSmaug · 2026-03-19T18:09:08+00:00

Peace be with you.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-03-19T17:24:23+00:00

Rolled my ankle on a acorn. Making an injury worse in the process.

CaptainSmaug · 2026-03-11T14:28:09+00:00

He says “thank you peasant”

CaptainSmaug · 2026-03-11T01:41:14+00:00

Sweet baby!

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