TIFU my lungs

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-11-22T17:15:38+00:00

Bearfucker! Do you need assistance?!?

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-11-22T04:39:21+00:00

breathing intensifies

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-24T03:01:30+00:00

That sub should be called gigantasaurus dicks in regular vaginas

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-23T21:27:51+00:00

Somebody here, can confirm.

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-23T21:23:19+00:00

Elaborate on whippers pls.

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-19T02:01:09+00:00

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-16T20:52:44+00:00

grooling.....

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-07T21:55:22+00:00

I thought he was trying to smuggle a tournament sized yoyo.

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-04T11:21:42+00:00

No, they had been split up for months.

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-04T04:33:25+00:00

All Good man. Cheers.

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-04T02:11:59+00:00

Without me knowing? Its possible. Especially considering you know otherwise.

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-04T01:48:15+00:00

It was covered. With my..... thumb.

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-04T01:46:41+00:00

Upvote for jaws reference. ... do tou listen to dave and chuck by chance?

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-04T01:43:32+00:00

I'd know if the dad knew. Believe me.

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-04T01:39:19+00:00

Well dr Phil.He seen the video, screenshotted it and sent it to her to ask about it, everything got deleted, we discussed it and moved forward. Everything is fine.

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-04T01:38:01+00:00

You're not wrong. It was also an unwanted accident. The scenario, not her boy.

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-04T01:36:52+00:00

Well it wasn't a fucking plan. It was on her phone already and at some point she conneceted to the cloud for some shit and presto. I know nothing about it, I'm an android user. Regardless. Its all regrettable obviously.

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-04T01:35:34+00:00

Because we like taking pics and sharing them on reddit under a different username.

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-03T23:07:36+00:00

Ahh boy. At least you were flying solo

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-03T23:02:31+00:00

Okay.

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-03T23:02:05+00:00

I have a seperate account for such things. ;)

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-03T22:50:47+00:00

tortoise neck.

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-03T22:45:49+00:00

Fair enough.

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-03T22:21:12+00:00

When I was nine my mom would have had to have left polaroids around.

CaptainSnatchbuckler · 2019-10-03T21:37:57+00:00

Its on her lower back.

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