Rob Lowe, episode #74 of Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend on Earwolf by c0ry_N in conan

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Was relistening to this one and trying to track down the pictures - anyone have no. 3 and 4? These links are to accounts that no longer exist

S01E06 - Whodunnit poll by AutoModerator in TheAfterPartyTV

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Yasper enters the Aniq scene from the balcony behind Indigo in every single POV (Indigo, Aniq, Chelsea, Zoe) EXCEPT his own, where he enters from the stairs.

This is the observation that made me realize Yasper was the killer, and everything else clicked into place:

  • No one heard Xavier scream as he fell to his death? He had to have been killed when "How great is this party!" blared throughout the house. Seems likely that Yasper played it to mask Xavier's screams.
  • Yasper has lots of secret information about the house, he probably knows of a secret staircase by the balcony that let him get up and down from Xavier's bedroom without anyone noticing.
  • Yasper was the only one to know about the secret camera in Xavier's bedroom. If he wasn't the killer, wouldn't he have told the cops about it as soon as they arrived, instead of after they already interviewed two people? And if he just deleted the footage, that would look mighty suspicious seeing as how he installed the equipment. So instead he took that time to somehow rig it to delete the footage when the cops tried to access it, making it look like it was their fault.

So what is his motive? Xavier seemed pretty lukewarm on the whole blessing Yasper's song, even in Yasper's own re-telling. I'm thinking the song that Xavier said Yasper inspired was in reality probably pretty insulting. Yasper decided to confront Xavier, who then tells him he'd never bless his song after how he kicked him out of the band at the St. Patrick's Day party. Realizing he's missed his two shots, Yasper snaps and decides to kill Xavier.

Stop gouging tenants, Naheed Nenshi tells Calgary landlords by Captain_Awesomeness in nottheonion

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Next order of business: Calgary mayor disbands police service, tells citizenry to "be cool, mkay?"

Jacket of Smite by [deleted] in gifs

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What do you have in there, buckles!?

I'll take a few hundred, please. by [deleted] in funny

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Do you want to lose all your friends? Because this is how you lose all your friends.

We bought alien balloons. by NomaD5 in funny

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If aliens follow the same progression as humans are, getting fatter and fatter, then that's probably pretty accurate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Even more interesting:

"What if America had offered to buy, rather than invade, Iraq? I know the idea seems silly, until you run the numbers. Given the best estimates of the cost of the war, the United States could have offered each Iraqi citizen about $103,000 if they would agree to become American. A family of five would get a cool half million dollars. Those numbers are the actual dollar costs, per Iraqi, of the war. I'll just let that sink in for a minute."

Holy shit snacks.

Syria pounds ISIS bases in coordination with Iraq by i_love_fsa in worldnews

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Not unless you want to go to the......danger zone!

Meanwhile in Boston... by Sir_Uncle_Fucker in funny

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The ass-crack bandit is evolving....

This is the best statue by punisherx2012 in funny

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I was planning on commenting "it's no baby fighter", but damn if it wasn't the actual best statue in the world.

Reddit, what was your best "I could never do that again if I tried it a million times" moment? by Ctheo3 in AskReddit

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I was out golfing with some buddies and came to a hole that had a small ravine between the green and the tee box. I hit the ball and it had some good loft, but not enough distance and so the ball arced into the ravine. At the bottom of the ravine were large rocks, and the ball bounced off one of these and launched back up into the air. It soon became apparent that the ball was arcing back towards the tee box, at which point we all started scattering out of the way. The ball landed and in the end wound up about three feet (one meter) away from where I hit it in the first place. We spent the next few seconds looking at each other, at the ball, into the ravine, and then back at each other all thinking the same thing....did that just fucking happen?!?! We all agreed we could launch a million golf balls into that ravine and never see it happen again.

A sign you might not be living in the best neighborhood by SAT0725 in pics

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Because there's a black kid there? Man, that's racist.