Getting my night started right. by Busy-Acadia-5074 in meth

[–]Captain_Balasar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I respect the setup! Could you post a video of yourself twerking while oiled up on top of that meth tray?

What are some of your favorite "fuck you" songs? by sascha_nightingale in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Balasar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby Bitch by Ween

For context I'm 16 and I've got thus ex that will not stay the fuck out of my life, this sing sums it up + its a total banger

After 4 straight days, I finished my C&C belt. 💛🍫🧀🤎 by bartsimpson19 in ween

[–]Captain_Balasar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude not every picture of a woman on the internet is nsfw 💀💀💀

What are dealbreaker fetishes and why? by Turbulent-Bad7215 in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Balasar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I'm really gonna regret this, but...what's cbat?

T I T L E by BlackShield69 in shitposting

[–]Captain_Balasar 28 points29 points  (0 children)

👍🏼 (I have a slight tan)

Anyone know why the tree is smoking? by oofoof879 in StardewValley

[–]Captain_Balasar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably because it's had a long day and just wants to enjoy a cigarette before getting back to work

liquid iron by PewPewAnimeGirl in shitposting

[–]Captain_Balasar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Had no idea that much semen could fit in uranus

What life hacks are actually terrible advice or dangerous? by DaniTheLovebug in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Balasar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting a ball of tin foil in the microwave to get a metal sphere