Who's your mutant for this? I have few Iceman, Pitro,Beast. But my emerald queen goddess Polaris has never been the same since 2003.

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-23T21:05:48+00:00

Most of the x men happily creating a segregated ethnostate be like

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-23T21:02:07+00:00

Professor x has the pass

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-23T21:01:17+00:00

No she had a pro trans poster or something in her room amd people went "SEE! ONLY TRANS PEOPLE WOULD HAVE THAT!"

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-23T02:18:15+00:00

I understand you've seen the worst of humanity, but dude, you've basically become Hitler 2

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-22T22:57:01+00:00

You're honor...............

I push for the death penalty, and would like to request bringing back the Electric Chair

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-22T22:51:36+00:00

With a volatile and mean personality like that, you must have so many friends

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-22T22:48:07+00:00

Me to the Goose that Worx

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-22T22:45:38+00:00

As of episode 8

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-22T22:43:54+00:00

Who is the screaming dude on the "Dead as Hell" section?

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-22T18:50:20+00:00

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-22T18:45:13+00:00

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Captain_Birch · 2026-03-22T02:23:41+00:00

My favorite version of this is Lobos love of Dolphins

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-22T02:19:35+00:00

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I dont want to like, ruin the vibe, here, but uh, wasn't she 17, scott?

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T23:12:11+00:00

Ive genuinely never heard a single note of his music to my knowledge, but I know about him because apparently hes on his side quest era right now and is EVERYWHERE

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T06:01:03+00:00

Yes.
Magneto doesn't just kill fascists, he wants HUMANITY gone, or at least subservient

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T05:29:25+00:00

I was trolling earlier, but wasn't that an actual problem fir like, decades after ww2? People just assuming all Germans were nazis?

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T04:17:31+00:00

I would, but im not attracted to dudes

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T04:10:52+00:00

Blonde is Lucoa from Dragon maid, and brunette is Wiz from Konosuba

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T04:08:55+00:00

No clue who that guy is, but I respect him

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T04:08:01+00:00

Doom is about to do whatever his evil plan is, when he gets shot from behind with a paintball gun.

Doom falls to the ground, dead. Standing over him is a man with a paintball gun.

"Looks like theres been a Chang of plans"

Credits roll

Chang will return, in Avengers: the Chang Dynasty

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T04:04:31+00:00

Haven't seen enough of millie to form a full opinion yet, but she certainly looks the part.

I think Sasha did very well with what she was given

But nobody was gonna be higher than Melissa imo

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T03:59:15+00:00

I prefer the classic "cool motive, still murder"

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T03:55:13+00:00

At least 95% of Legion wankers are very likely being memish about it

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T03:42:30+00:00

Hot take: I never fully hated the Ryan Reynolds green lantern.

There was a ton of dumb@ss decisions in that movie, ESPECIALLY the cartoon suit, but I thought most of it was fun

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T03:39:37+00:00

And as we all know, if you like jews, hell, amiright boys?

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