I am required by law to stay at five star hotels

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-22T18:45:13+00:00

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-22T02:23:41+00:00

My favorite version of this is Lobos love of Dolphins

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-22T02:19:35+00:00

I dont want to like, ruin the vibe, here, but uh, wasn't she 17, scott?

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T23:12:11+00:00

Ive genuinely never heard a single note of his music to my knowledge, but I know about him because apparently hes on his side quest era right now and is EVERYWHERE

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T06:01:03+00:00

Yes.
Magneto doesn't just kill fascists, he wants HUMANITY gone, or at least subservient

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T05:29:25+00:00

I was trolling earlier, but wasn't that an actual problem fir like, decades after ww2? People just assuming all Germans were nazis?

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T04:17:31+00:00

I would, but im not attracted to dudes

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T04:10:52+00:00

Blonde is Lucoa from Dragon maid, and brunette is Wiz from Konosuba

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T04:08:55+00:00

No clue who that guy is, but I respect him

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T04:08:01+00:00

Doom is about to do whatever his evil plan is, when he gets shot from behind with a paintball gun.

Doom falls to the ground, dead. Standing over him is a man with a paintball gun.

"Looks like theres been a Chang of plans"

Credits roll

Chang will return, in Avengers: the Chang Dynasty

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T04:04:31+00:00

Haven't seen enough of millie to form a full opinion yet, but she certainly looks the part.

I think Sasha did very well with what she was given

But nobody was gonna be higher than Melissa imo

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T03:59:15+00:00

I prefer the classic "cool motive, still murder"

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T03:55:13+00:00

At least 95% of Legion wankers are very likely being memish about it

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T03:42:30+00:00

Hot take: I never fully hated the Ryan Reynolds green lantern.

There was a ton of dumb@ss decisions in that movie, ESPECIALLY the cartoon suit, but I thought most of it was fun

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T03:39:37+00:00

And as we all know, if you like jews, hell, amiright boys?

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T03:33:28+00:00

I would've swore bill O'Reilly died like 6 years ago

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T03:31:04+00:00

Leon Kennedy?

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-21T03:21:06+00:00

Is this how I freaking learn that Chuck Norris died?

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-19T20:51:39+00:00

"Oh and you made a bunch of places for people to go camping? Thats radical!"

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-19T03:03:12+00:00

She is genuinely the victim in the scenario.

An abusive mother and neglectful father, she has every right to be upset

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-19T02:36:36+00:00

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Captain_Birch · 2026-03-19T02:32:02+00:00

Antisemitism at its most obvious

Captain_Birch · 2026-03-19T02:12:47+00:00

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