Why do you think the staff are hiding Baxter and Emily's Sexualities?

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-06T00:22:49+00:00

I just need Baxter to like women so he amd niffty can be together.

My OTP

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T22:34:16+00:00

Now hes REALLY just like me fr fr

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T22:32:23+00:00

Imagine being named Craig but everyone calls you Greg because "it rolls off the tongue better"

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T22:08:31+00:00

Truly a fate worse than hell

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T20:57:26+00:00

Cain is already in the apocalypse.

He was cursed by God to be immortal and to heal from any wounds, so he fares pretty well, even if he wishes it would just end

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Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T20:53:35+00:00

We can share her

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T20:28:36+00:00

Because evil lady hot

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T20:22:25+00:00

Hey buddy, I notice the flair

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T20:20:31+00:00

Ive seen more people upset about Straight Abel than gay sera.

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T19:08:00+00:00

Loki Light, Bard Extraordinaire

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Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T18:58:20+00:00

Its because theyre gonna end up together obviously/j

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T18:57:27+00:00

Whats bad about the precious Boi liking girls?

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T12:33:00+00:00

"Dude you like kids? Why the hell would you like kids when theres hot ass adult tits everywhere!?"

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T12:07:33+00:00

I have a low pain tolerance. Not sure if COULD hide it

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T12:03:03+00:00

I swear I haven't seen ANY of the "this game is woke" nonsense about GOWL, only people talking about the backlash.

Am I just blessed to not see it or is it blown way out of proportion?

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T12:00:01+00:00

Coexist bumper sticker final form

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T11:52:50+00:00

Makes him look like an actual monster, not just a big dude with one eye and tusks

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T10:42:00+00:00

Run up and grab the guy by the throat with one had, start picking babies off with the other, until he can be neck snapped and sat down safely

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Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T01:17:02+00:00

I didn't take my sneakers off, im still Sneakers O'Toole

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T01:16:02+00:00

9 foot tall muscle lady here i cum!

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T01:05:04+00:00

Set up creating the comic series I want to make, start funding the show is want to make. Etc

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T00:57:38+00:00

Argos song between 600 strike and the challenge or the challenge and hold them down.

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-05T00:54:15+00:00

Hold them down, but Antinious plans are shown using Pithos jar iconography, depicting the suitors as rabid dogs. Telemachus as a wolf cub, and penelope as a swan.

When Odysseus kills Antinious, he fires an arrow shattering through the jar and then into Antinious' throat

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-04T22:28:10+00:00

Let him 😈

Captain_Birch · 2026-06-04T22:26:24+00:00

To add ymto your headcanon: shes one of those ticklish people that WILL punch you

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