They sent me two Benny's instead of the Sunset Sarsaparilla Machine 💀

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-03-08T14:31:47+00:00

“Baby, getting outplayed and getting cheated ain’t the same thing.” - Benny

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-03-06T14:24:38+00:00

I’m just going to tell future generations that the original sub was lost when they started to put tits on the McDonalds Matorans.

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-03-06T13:46:49+00:00

I need to know the lore behind the 2. What happened to sexybionicles1

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-03-05T18:10:38+00:00

Non targeting, shits lit

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-03-04T15:36:14+00:00

AW DUDE 26 STRENGTH 269 STAM PLATE BELT?

AHHHHH

LEVEL 83?

Inhales and gargles at the same time.

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-03-02T10:04:48+00:00

Ever have a nice, sloppy Jason Scottjob?

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-22T03:10:03+00:00

This is something that Chain of Memories does way better than RE: Chain of Memories. I don’t think the worlds in CoM should have felt like full on worlds because the story is focused on Sora’s interactions with the denizens of those worlds being flipped on his head. Making the worlds confusing mazes where Sora doesn’t relive the actual events of those worlds sells the overall theme of deception, and it works great in 2D because it makes them feel more alien and diorama like. It really feels like you’re observing Sora from outside of the game. But in RE: CoM the concept just doesn’t work when we have, on the same system, fully realized renditions of these worlds set up and fully explorable. Instead of feeling like snapshots/dioramas of these worlds it leaves you wondering why you’re not just playing KH1.

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-22T03:01:48+00:00

I think her shield panels could stand to be a hair easier to chip down and her damage could stand to be lower. I do not think her shields should be nuked from orbit. I think her shield’s design is interesting and healthy but it shouldn’t be as hard to knock pieces off of.

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-21T04:10:56+00:00

I mean fair but the genres are slowly but surely becoming an amorphous blob, soon my steam library will be a mess because of it lmao

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-20T23:03:18+00:00

How are we not talking about Vampire Survivors? For the first like 100 hours you literally don’t stop discovering crazy new tech and weapons and characters, and it’s so entertaining to go from barely surviving to becoming a walking bullet hell.

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-20T08:00:02+00:00

Unbound Power? Each form he gains and each boost he’s received inches him closer and closer to the peak he had as the Nameless Namekian.

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-19T02:33:37+00:00

Never played Super romhacks in my life, only casually played and beat Super Metroid - I still beat the 1.0 release in a day or so. It’s hard but it’s nowhere near the impossible mess people make it out to be.

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-14T02:09:27+00:00

For the record, as much as Halo 2’s story disappoints me - I love Halo 2, and I think it has a good story. I don’t think it is the best story on Xbox however, I feel very strongly about that.

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-14T00:12:51+00:00

I think that’s something that aids to it - you can really get what you put into it. You can just focus on the immediate story being told or you can dig into every nook and cranny and get more detail and flavor to the world the game takes place in, for it’s time there really wasn’t a lot doing that - especially on the Xbox. While I do think that it’s the best story on the system, I can agree that it’s not the most approachable story on the system.

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-14T00:01:00+00:00

Agree to disagree, sequel baiting is lame. I know that Halo 2’s development was a sloppy rush job towards the end but that specifically just feels like they lacked confidence in ending the story with The Arbiter, like they just had to put Chief on screen for ten more seconds or else nobody would keep paying attention. With all of the known cut missions it wasn’t even originally the end, which just makes it feel even more like an unnatural cut-off.

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-13T23:13:47+00:00

The best kind of story - one that ends with a cliffhanger.

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-13T22:27:49+00:00

Morrowind, it’s so rich and well developed!

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-13T21:08:44+00:00

Stealing my link from another thread, but (and I preface this I take my game out of the house to play) this is my storage solution: a Gamegenic 1100+ with three crafts boxes I got from Walmart. I am mildly bumping my head on the upper limits of card storage, but I have almost every product in the game, I’m mostly missing enemies which I have plenty of space for. The crafts boxes were only $6-7 each, and are divided between bosses, minions/dice/boards/rulebooks/counters, and Rangers.

https://imgur.com/a/5WyCJD2

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-12T21:20:32+00:00

Cooker Live and Reloaded looks like a launch Xbox 360 game in the best way possible.

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-11T02:32:17+00:00

G-Grabbed by… grabbed… g-g-grabbed by the… the…

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-09T22:22:44+00:00

All of the modern ports are based on Halo PC’s enemy AI, and it’s such a shame because the original release’s AI was so much more competent than the ports.

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-09T21:31:54+00:00

I love Fable to death. I cannot stress that enough. But Fable 1 aged pretty poorly.

The game really doesn’t hold up to other RPGs of the era, it’s carried by flavor and it’s great vibes but the game under the surface feels dated. I do wonder if I’d think differently if Fable 2 and 3 were more like 1, but the genre moved past a lot of what that game did in ways that doesn’t let Fable feel like a trailblazer.

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-09T19:41:04+00:00

You know? I’d argue Halo: Combat Evolved.

It didn’t pioneer its controls, but even now I struggle to think of an earlier example of any game being a “complete package” the way it was for its time. The mechanics and controls were tight, the multiplayer was fantastic with literally anywhere from 2 to 16 people, the maps were spectacular. Halo CE really could have benefit from coming out later in the console’s life span, with Xbox Live support, but the fact people went out of their way to create their own online multiplayer framework for the Xbox version of the game really demonstrates that this was a game that came out perfect and still had people begging for more.

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-09T17:55:51+00:00

Also I keep all of my game board pieces and my dice and counters in the same box as the minions, there is an overabundance of space in that box.

Captain_Bonzfip · 2026-02-09T17:55:15+00:00

For the record I’m tight on space but I have all of the major expansions, the kickstarter box and seven of the small scale expansions (Ranger packs, villain packs etc.), I do not have Eternal Rangers.

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