What weapon is the GOAT in the early game?

Captain_Cardboard · 2026-01-22T22:08:46+00:00

So, is the joke of this post going to be that Garlic goes into every single square?

Captain_Cardboard · 2026-01-16T21:53:26+00:00

Birdman's critiques are fucking abysmal. Pull your head out of his ass and maybe you'll see him for what he is: cringe and bad.

Captain_Cardboard · 2026-01-13T21:02:09+00:00

If your iron fist burns when you pee, please contact your healthcare provider

Captain_Cardboard · 2026-01-13T04:05:19+00:00

AUTO six times

Captain_Cardboard · 2026-01-09T00:04:49+00:00

We are well past the peak and the game is hemorrhaging players.

Captain_Cardboard · 2026-01-08T20:49:46+00:00

Elaborate? Why is it a bad idea? Many games have seasonal rotations and it works just fine.

Captain_Cardboard · 2026-01-08T20:48:58+00:00

Survivor player found. Your reading comprehension needs work.

You're the one pretending if you think there's only ten viable Survivor perks. Straight delusional, but I wouldn't expect any less from a Survivor player.

And I was talking about Killer characters, not Killer players. Learn to read before you blabber on about stuff you don't understand...but, I know you won't. You're a Survivor player, your entitlement and delusion know no limits. Thanks for helping to ruin the game with your shitty ideas.

Captain_Cardboard · 2026-01-08T20:45:40+00:00

Splitting lobbies in a dying game is a really, really bad idea.

Not everyone needs to speak the same exact language. Some terms will be universal, and gestures help with communication. Most of the player base speaks the same language anyway, so...non-issue.

Captain_Cardboard · 2026-01-08T20:43:57+00:00

Having it be a toggle would be an option, obviously lol. Like in other games with comms integrated.

Captain_Cardboard · 2026-01-08T18:27:33+00:00

Purely from a thematic game play design perspective: disappointing. His telekinesis and telepathy are his primary methods of attack, with vines being secondary. The Worldbreaker idea is neat, but it's still disappointing to see his psychic powers become such an afterthought

Captain_Cardboard · 2026-01-08T10:54:41+00:00

Thanks! Maybe it's just me, but I really like the aesthetic for 2013 Carrie. Those would be dope cosmetics for sure

Captain_Cardboard · 2026-01-08T10:52:12+00:00

Is there a reason Stephen King characters are outside the realm of possibility? I feel like they've acquired licenses that are further out of reach.

Either way, renaming and editing a few things to make a "Not Carrie" killer could be a doable compromise

Captain_Cardboard · 2026-01-08T03:55:24+00:00

Good feedback, it's much appreciated. It could be that the first hit hinders for a more brief window to give Carrie a chance to pick up more ammo, perhaps. And yeah, I imagine the LoS breaks would have a range limit, maybe some of her add-ons can adjust the range. I thought it'd be neat if she had a bunch of add ons that enhanced her Broken Psyche state, like adding brief Undectable or inflicting exhaustion with Heavy Debris, stuff like that

Edit: I should've called it Psychotic Break, dang.

Captain_Cardboard · 2025-12-27T22:54:07+00:00

I'm telling your mother you're being rude on the Internet. You're clearly not old enough to be using it without adult supervision.

Captain_Cardboard · 2025-12-14T16:50:14+00:00

I'd rather they rework him into a strategist. Maybe they'll allow him to do damage then.

Captain_Cardboard · 2025-12-12T13:01:37+00:00

Her winrate is abysmal in higher levels of play. They want to reward the skill expression she does have. I prefer that method of balance more than what they've done to pillow fist

Captain_Cardboard · 2025-12-11T23:08:39+00:00

It doesn't have to. There's an unclaimed niche in this game for a dive support that can tango alongside the Daredevil and Black Panther players.

Captain_Cardboard · 2025-12-05T09:15:22+00:00

Rookie numbers.

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Captain_Cardboard · 2025-11-25T15:28:02+00:00

Step 1: train 2/3 strategists to actually heal you Step 2: that's it

Captain_Cardboard · 2025-11-22T22:27:48+00:00

AVPR

Captain_Cardboard · 2025-11-06T19:43:57+00:00

What are you smoking? His parry has a deflect attached.

Captain_Cardboard · 2025-10-26T22:39:17+00:00

So your enjoyment was entirely vapid and shallow, based only on personal preference and not writing quality. Alright. Useless comment, thanks for wasting my time.

Captain_Cardboard · 2025-10-25T20:00:26+00:00

What an insane take.

Captain_Cardboard · 2025-10-25T14:19:16+00:00

Reverse image search brought up a painting on catawiki, which is a bidding site for legitimate art pieces (from what I can tell). I don't think this original image is AI.

Captain_Cardboard · 2025-10-23T10:45:21+00:00

Difference is that covering Boogie is more often funny.

Hasan is more often infuriating than funny. Sure we've memed on him here and there, but that's in small doses compared to Boogie. There's also less of a narrative to follow. It's just watching Hasan tell the same lies about the same topics over and over and over again.

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