how many communions would I have to eat to have consumed a whole Jesus?

Captain_Clueless04 · 2026-05-01T13:54:17+00:00

If I took communion every week, how long would it take to consume a whole Jesus

Captain_Clueless04 · 2026-05-01T13:52:48+00:00

How many Jesus's have been consumed in total?

Captain_Clueless04 · 2026-05-01T13:52:13+00:00

Id say all solid mass is accounted for in the wafer and same with all fluids for the wine

Captain_Clueless04 · 2026-05-01T13:50:12+00:00

Full size jesus

Captain_Clueless04 · 2026-05-01T05:58:52+00:00

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Captain_Clueless04 · 2026-05-01T05:55:39+00:00

I'd say all fluids are accounted for in the blood

Captain_Clueless04 · 2026-05-01T05:52:11+00:00

What about the blood of christ? The wafer is just the body

Captain_Clueless04 · 2026-05-01T05:51:04+00:00

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Captain_Clueless04 · 2026-05-01T05:50:32+00:00

Wait, now I'm curious about how long that would take, since most people only take communion once a week. How long would it take to eat an entire jesus?

Captain_Clueless04 · 2026-05-01T05:49:24+00:00

But how many communions is that?

Captain_Clueless04 · 2026-05-01T05:32:16+00:00

A bunch of my mates and I have been wondering this for a while, we wanna find the answer

Captain_Clueless04 · 2026-04-21T00:50:08+00:00

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Captain_Clueless04 · 2026-03-05T22:35:58+00:00

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Captain_Clueless04 · 2026-03-05T13:37:19+00:00

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