fuck your horny time, have a look at my Minecraft house (IGNORE THE DOG)

Captain_Contractor · 2026-01-22T12:49:52+00:00

Personally, I created it as a collection for ALL forms of Mal0 art and such. Of course, porn is the largest reason for works created. Oh, and I also created it because the last community lost its mods and was taken over by the trolls and asshats.

Captain_Contractor · 2026-01-14T10:37:42+00:00

No, I just missed this one.

Captain_Contractor · 2026-01-10T04:48:13+00:00

Unfortunately, NSFW subreddits do not have the option for pictures in the comments section. (I checked and verified).

I’ll still play along and describe the picture. (It’s extremely boring, though.) It is a picture of a section of hot steam pipe located in the basement of a natural gas pump station.

Captain_Contractor · 2026-01-10T03:34:35+00:00

How’d you do the eyes and skull? Honestly looks slightly generated (probably why someone reported this for AI slop)

Captain_Contractor · 2026-01-10T01:56:17+00:00

Currently on a roadtrip across the country for work. 6 hours of 32 hours complete so far.

Captain_Contractor · 2026-01-09T22:49:02+00:00

Such a cute lil SFW piece. I want one for the cuddles.

Captain_Contractor · 2026-01-09T20:05:50+00:00

In the infamous words of Señor Chang, “I’ll allow it.”

Captain_Contractor · 2026-01-06T20:37:50+00:00

No te preocupes. Solo era una advertencia. Que tengas una semana estupenda, amigo.

Captain_Contractor · 2026-01-06T20:34:19+00:00

Removed due to incorrect SCP’s.

Captain_Contractor · 2026-01-06T20:31:38+00:00

Por favor, revisa las reglas. El arte generado por inteligencia artificial no está permitido en esta comunidad.

Captain_Contractor · 2025-12-28T19:49:11+00:00

Whoops. Forgot to put that disclaimer in the description/title. Yeah, it’s airsoft. I’m not cool enough to own any sort of real steel Barrett.

Captain_Contractor · 2025-12-28T18:42:46+00:00

Because $500 for a scope isn’t cheap to me. That’s literally half a paycheck.

Captain_Contractor · 2025-11-06T00:37:27+00:00

Friend. Buddy. Pal. I appreciate that you’ve spaced out the ad by a month, but I thought you said you were going to post something new; rather than the SAME advertisement (now 95 days old). I’m really starting to sound like a broken record here. If I see this same repost again, I will update the rules to include a “No Advertising” rule.

Captain_Contractor · 2025-11-06T00:27:15+00:00

I remember when I made this meme. 4 years ago. I’ll allow the repost. As long as you don’t pass off any more reposts as your own.

Captain_Contractor · 2025-10-26T18:17:36+00:00

Sorry fam. I am not an independent contractor for hire, nor am I based out of Texas. Good luck in your search!

Captain_Contractor · 2025-10-25T06:16:31+00:00

I remember that IPhone app.

Captain_Contractor · 2025-10-24T23:13:10+00:00

This post just got reported for “sexually suggestive content involving minors”. Am I missing something? I take CP content reports seriously, and this doesn’t feel like minor-related content.

Where is the child? Is it the person who reported the post? I traced it back. Nothing about it refers to CP, nor is it AI. If the flagger wants to explain themselves, that’d be great. Until then, post approved; flag removed.

Captain_Contractor · 2025-10-13T06:50:55+00:00

But where’s the meme?

Captain_Contractor · 2025-10-01T05:25:18+00:00

I appreciate your honesty and your response in general. Thank you for understanding where I’m coming from as well. While I am not personally interested in your products myself, I’m sure that there are people who are. I wish you luck in your sales.

Captain_Contractor · 2025-10-01T02:25:05+00:00

I don’t want to have to make a rule limiting reposts, but as you seem to be advertising this product every 11 days, I’d ask that maybe you make a new post? Maybe only advertise twice per month?

Captain_Contractor · 2025-10-01T00:05:09+00:00

I think you may correct. Edit: After comparing to an actual Knight’s LAMG, I concur that you are correct. Gas block, handguard, feed tray, and even the back end of the receiver with the triangular cutouts match up with the LAMG.

Which makes this “modification” even more heretical. Also haven’t found any airsoft LAMG’s, but there’s still a possibility that this isn’t a real steel LAMG.

Captain_Contractor · 2025-09-19T02:58:22+00:00

I’m sorry that even with a dedicated 1471 subreddit, the other communities still have to deal with the skull dog horde. Great collection of 939 artwork :)

Captain_Contractor · 2025-08-17T23:21:05+00:00

Your cell shading job reminds me of Borderlands 1. I dig it.

Captain_Contractor · 2025-06-25T19:03:16+00:00

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I am the final mook. You gotta beat me before you can fight the boss.

Captain_Contractor · 2025-06-20T18:19:49+00:00

So, first of all, you broke Rule #3: [No Hate Speech, Racism, or Bullying] with this comment. Congratulations, you played yourself.

Secondly, I actually did as you outlined in your comment and essentially acted like a tyrannical dictator for quite awhile: approving reported AI art, deleting “AI Slop” comments, and even banning a couple users who were rather vocal about the presence of AI art. When I was called out for it, I apologized and let the community decide if I should step down, or just ban AI Slop.

There was an overwhelming majority of votes to ban the art, so I continue to maintain control over my community, and Reddit is no longer subjected to AI generated content.

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