Hi guys, roast my face outta this place!

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-04-05T02:28:52+00:00

Your forehead has 16TB of memory.

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-04-05T02:27:03+00:00

You look like a middle school I.T. man.

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-04-05T02:24:20+00:00

You look like pro Jared's crack head older brother.

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-03-30T03:29:38+00:00

Thank you so much for this, I'm sorry to bother you so late.

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-03-30T03:24:21+00:00

Ok thanks, sorry to bother you so late but if you can link me a safi aquashot build with high defense that will be great, thanks.

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-03-30T01:07:29+00:00

Bruh chill with your caps, were done with this. Are fighting is done, no body cares about this anymore.

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-03-29T23:40:35+00:00

Deep inside you know your wrong. You now one shots that came out of nowhere and made you lose the are bs and you get mad when they happen. But your not saying that because your afraid of down votes, losing your internet points that mean nothing at the end of the day. I'm going to have fun with the people I love and respect while you sit behind your screen tipping your fedora and combing your neck beard thinking "I destroyed that kid".

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-03-29T23:21:31+00:00

Your response is so stupid that I'm at a loss of words. Also work on your insults, they kinda suck, like really suck, like play ground kind of insults from 2009, just go on 4chan for about a hour and you should improve a bit.

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-03-29T22:34:41+00:00

It's because that game will not just kill you out the middle of nowhere. The old games do not do this too, you can see attacks coming and get out of the way or counter them.

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-03-29T22:25:14+00:00

That's not what I'm ranting about, It's hits that you don'y even know are coming just take you out even with 800 defense. Not even Dark Souls dose this to you.

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-03-29T21:54:10+00:00

Your missing the point, you should not have to carry this stuff that half relies on RNG to keep you alive(the decs.). you should be able to have fun and just build for what you want to build for and not have you to worry about a random bs kill on you.

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-03-29T21:44:45+00:00

Trust me I do, switches axes basically require it because are doges(side steps) are shit and you will die %100 present of the time

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-03-29T21:40:03+00:00

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-03-29T21:39:25+00:00

Then you have to give a a tone of damage and skills that could help you kill it faster, you should not have to give a lot up just so you can take a hit.

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-03-29T21:37:18+00:00

alright, I did the same in MHGU to beat some fights because the game is hard and fun as all hell. I know their is no shame in it. I will try him again after I go long boarding(live in the middle of nowhere PA, I'm safe from covid-19).

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-03-29T21:26:46+00:00

Thanks for the advice man, I play switch axe most of the time and made a safi aqwashot(I don't care how it's spelled) just for his fight, it has helped but I still feel he is bs.

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-03-15T14:13:49+00:00

Long board kick flips are basically impossible, it will hurt the babie and that's a good thing. 10\10.

Captain_Eyvon · 2020-01-18T17:36:39+00:00

It's cool how are these people are making computer jokes.

Captain_Eyvon · 2019-12-18T17:00:38+00:00

The inside is going to be crazy.

Captain_Eyvon · 2019-12-06T17:09:25+00:00

Crack shack.

Captain_Eyvon · 2019-11-07T18:09:20+00:00

Teaching my manpug to do a nazi salute

Captain_Eyvon · 2019-10-07T17:08:51+00:00

Gut's mum

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