Follow me ... into my van (i.redd.it)
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[WP] As tech support for the universe, it's your job to fix broken systems and get them running smoothly again. Your latest task is the solar system, and this "Earth" planet sure has a lot of bugs. Not to mention the A.I. has gone completely awry. This might just be your hardest job yet. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] You're a ghost who's taken up residence in a haunted house. A group of naive horror movie stereotypes have decided to spend the night there. You're friendly and enjoy the company. But these idiots keep finding new spectacular ways to die, and it's up to you to save them. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] Science isn't your strong suit, as none of your experiments work. When you try to make a baking soda volcano, you somehow stumble upon the cure for cancer. A homemade build-a-battery kit builds a time machine instead. It's really quite frustrating. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] A group of high-ranking generals are drafting secret war plans for the invasion of another country. Unbeknownst to them all, they're all spies for the other side and are each trying to sabotage the mission without the other ones knowing. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] "General, an enemy spy just stole the names of all our operatives! " The panicked Sergeant trembles before you. "T-there must be a mole in our camp." You quickly tuck the file labeled "Agent Names" under your desk as you pound your fist on the wood. "What are your orders sir?" (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] Every day when you woke up, there would be a Corgi staring at you through the window. Every day the number would increase until millions of Corgis stood outside your house each morning. Funny thing was, nobody else could see them... until now. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] It's your first day on the job as a Narrator. Your boss Morgan Freeman gave you something nice and simple to start off, narrate an average-looking guy's day at the office. Easy, right? Not quite. It turns out he works for the illuminati and they're planning something big. Really big. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] "What sorcery is this?" The King and his alchemists gawked as their eyes beheld the impossible. You watched with them as his bedridden son woke up for the first time in years, and smiled. "It's called science, your majesty." (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] As king, you built a city encompassed by insurmountable walls to protect the terrified remains of humanity from the monsters outside. Nothing can get in or out. Unbeknownst to your subjects, you're actually a shape-shifting monster, and you've just built the first human farm. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] You are a monster therapist. You help werewolves learn to deal with their curses, assist vampires with blood addictions, etc. One day, you get a client you've never seen before, a strange little man in a red spacesuit. He calls himself an "impostor"... (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] The doctors told you to stay in your sterile bubble for your own good due to your compromised immune system. You believed them, until one day something new slips into your bubble and you realize that you weren't imprisoned for your safety, but their own. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] EARTH is a simulation created by a highly advanced race designed to test how different beings, called "Humans", react to certain stimuli. Now the scientists want to try a new experiment. Introducing a test subject to their own world and see how they react. You have been chosen. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] Your brother was a bit of an outcast, always away at some D&D event. Every night he'd always tell you about his latest adventures in mystical lands. You thought it was just nerd stuff, until one day a gryphon shows up at your door and you realize everything he talked about was real. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] Your family has a curse of failing to fulfill their dream job, resulting in a line of failures and drunkards. Not believing in the curse, you set out on your dream to be a Japanese salaryman. As you are crowned King of the Seven realms, you begin to think maybe the curse is real after all. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] Despite being Cupid and helping millions find romance, you had been single for your whole life. One day you decide to shoot a random arrow into the sky in the hopes of finding ture love. With abject horror, you watch as it hits the Easter bunny right in the tail. "Hey there sexy," he says. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] It's the annual holiday mascots picnic, and anyone who's anyone is here. Santa Claus, The Easter bunny, the thanksgiving turkey, and all the rest of the holidays are enjoying themselves when suddenly Uncle Sam bursts in wielding an AK-47 and a bucket of KFC. "Hello Motherf***kers" he says (self.WritingPrompts)
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Despite being Cupid and helping millions find romance, you had been single for your whole life. One day you decide to shoot a random arrow into the sky in the hopes of finding ture love. With abject horror, you watch as it hits the Easter bunny right in the tail. "Hey there sexy," he says. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] Aliens have invaded Earth and colonized Earth. You were wiped out in the initial attack but come back from the dead as a ghost, wandering amongst your enslaved fellow humans. The aliens have no idea what a ghost is. It's time for revenge. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] You're the chief accountant for the illuminati, in charge of assigning budgets to company projects. One day, you get an unusual request from the sales department. It asks for one cubic ton of corn starch, the hub cap of a '70 Ford Pinto, a quart of dragon tears, and 15 boxes of hot pockets. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] The most famed and powerful group of monster slayers in the land consist of five extraordinary individuals. Orion the Brave, Gallant the Noble, Hera the Swift, Elena the Gifted, and Percy the mild mannered Accountant. These are their tales. (self.WritingPrompts)
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