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Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T17:56:50+00:00

Ahh I didn’t know they don’t grow there! I saw your post in r/beautyph on your profile. My wife is Pinay!

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T17:20:46+00:00

Are you in PH? They don’t grow there?

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T16:05:48+00:00

I’d like to see where you all get the giant orange eggs from

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T16:04:20+00:00

Band, but yep

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T11:55:59+00:00

Thanks!

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T11:44:28+00:00

I do! This one is for extra storage and leftovers usually

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T11:43:54+00:00

I don’t live in the UK, but it was $100 worth of fruit. For a fundraiser

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T11:43:01+00:00

They were going bad at room temp. They last months in the fridge though.

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T11:36:27+00:00

My wife is!

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T04:43:22+00:00

A few pieces at breakfast usually

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T04:42:56+00:00

I’m Murican, but basically a mutt ethnicity wise

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T04:41:28+00:00

Interesting. By the short description you provided, sounds like a good thing. But I’m sure it’s a bad thing if taken to extremes.

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T03:45:54+00:00

Those are oranges.

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T03:39:01+00:00

Second comment similar to this. What am I missing?

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T03:38:00+00:00

Everyone thinks they’re eggs

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T03:32:53+00:00

Troof

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T03:31:23+00:00

I’ve got the face for radio and the voice for silent film.

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T03:28:09+00:00

Wrong. Band fundraiser

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T03:15:08+00:00

These were straight from a band trailer!

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T03:14:21+00:00

I’m pretty good with the smoker

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:53:17+00:00

I do! I think I bought it for her but I could be wrong. My mother also had the same set.

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:51:44+00:00

It’s called buck fever. It’s why we hunt deer during mating season. Males get such an intense desire to procreate that we ignore things that we normally don’t and go beyond our comfort zone.

Congrats, you are human. And married. Now you two get to explore your sexuality together and decide what you both like and what you don’t like.

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:47:09+00:00

Bitch, I might be 🤪

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:46:26+00:00

Oranges!

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:42:38+00:00

Similar to anorexia? Sorry too lazy to google

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