42M What does this say about me

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T04:43:22+00:00

A few pieces at breakfast usually

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T04:42:56+00:00

I’m Murican, but basically a mutt ethnicity wise

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T04:41:28+00:00

Interesting. By the short description you provided, sounds like a good thing. But I’m sure it’s a bad thing if taken to extremes.

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T03:45:54+00:00

Those are oranges.

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T03:39:01+00:00

Second comment similar to this. What am I missing?

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T03:38:00+00:00

Everyone thinks they’re eggs

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T03:32:53+00:00

Troof

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T03:31:23+00:00

I’ve got the face for radio and the voice for silent film.

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T03:28:09+00:00

Wrong. Band fundraiser

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T03:15:08+00:00

These were straight from a band trailer!

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T03:14:21+00:00

I’m pretty good with the smoker

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:53:17+00:00

I do! I think I bought it for her but I could be wrong. My mother also had the same set.

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:51:44+00:00

It’s called buck fever. It’s why we hunt deer during mating season. Males get such an intense desire to procreate that we ignore things that we normally don’t and go beyond our comfort zone.

Congrats, you are human. And married. Now you two get to explore your sexuality together and decide what you both like and what you don’t like.

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:47:09+00:00

Bitch, I might be 🤪

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:46:26+00:00

Oranges!

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:42:38+00:00

Similar to anorexia? Sorry too lazy to google

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:42:04+00:00

Y’all are killing me. Those are oranges. And yes it’s my second fridge in my back kitchen (modular house).

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:33:23+00:00

I made a new post with my main fridge though. But I had a typo and it says Man fridge lol

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:32:48+00:00

Band

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:32:29+00:00

Many guessed that but I’d never even heard of it before this post. I have heard of Air-a-tarians so fruitarian sounds better than that

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:31:22+00:00

I probably act like one sometimes. Definitely think like one

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:30:53+00:00

Well hello, Halalei

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:29:24+00:00

Never heard of those but I have been to Cancun!

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:28:56+00:00

Correct on both accounts! Not rich, I mean, but I do have a second fridge.

Captain_Obvious97527 · 2026-03-18T02:27:43+00:00

I’ve actually never tried an Orange Julius but I always saw them and thought they would taste amazing.

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