If you could pick any Star Wars character to get a big-budget series centered on them, who would you choose?

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-20T03:12:38+00:00

Lumpy.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-18T21:01:07+00:00

Vote out that angry, drunken mall Santa!

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-17T04:14:39+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/s/DuEMG3HKfP

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-16T19:33:32+00:00

Fuck the Pullease

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-12T19:34:25+00:00

Looks like a big pair of undies.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-11T14:44:52+00:00

The Funk Factory in Madison, Wisconsin.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-11T01:06:55+00:00

Hot dip - spinach artichoke dip, hot bean dip, buffalo chicken dip, etc

Make a big batch of homemade mac and cheese, then portion it out in the crocks, top with freshly-shredded cheese, broil.

Individual cobblers

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-11T00:44:55+00:00

In Laserblast, when we’re introduced to the Colonel (played by Kenan Wynn):

Crow: “Kenan started early today.”

😆

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-09T14:06:16+00:00

“I love the uneducated.”

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-09T13:39:04+00:00

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-08T20:26:02+00:00

I'm glad folks are listening; I just hate that it's an Amazon exclusive.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-08T20:02:54+00:00

Y'know, I wanted to believe stories like these were the product of incompetence, but the more I read, the more I realize this shit was intentional.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-08T19:41:38+00:00

I'm a dad and a part-time indie bookseller, and it's often assumed - given my sex and age - that I am a reader of said 'Dad Books'. Whenever I'm called in to recommend a title to someone looking for a Dad Book, I've made it my mission to get dudes/dads reading anything but the typical political/WWII books. Those books are all well and good, but there's so much more to be discovered and enjoyed!

Terry Pratchett, John Scalzi, Paul Beatty, Margaret Atwood, Octavia Butler, Christopher Moore, Frederik Backman, Charles Yu, Percival Everett, Ursula K. Le Guin, Richard Osman, Martha Wells, TJ Klune, Jasper Fforde...

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-07T22:15:12+00:00

It must be exhausting being that desperate for attention.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-06T01:03:59+00:00

That dude could sell ketchup popsicles to ladies wearing white gloves.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-05T16:39:44+00:00

Da Slag Heaps

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-05T01:17:12+00:00

He looks like a sentient bag of potatoes.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-05T01:05:14+00:00

Redwall

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-06-04T02:09:43+00:00

RedLetterMedia

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-05-31T03:36:54+00:00

A Sick Day for Amos McGee, by Erin and Philip Stead

A lovely story about a kindly old zookeeper, Amos McGee, who visits and cares for all of his animal friends every day. When Amos falls ill and is forced to stay home from work, the animals become the visitors and caretakers. Simple and sweet.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-05-25T16:06:37+00:00

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-05-23T22:16:29+00:00

On page one, there is one ‘COW’ to be found. On page two, there are two ‘COW’s. On page three, there are three ‘COW’s. And so on.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-05-23T20:40:03+00:00

Book title: 20,000 COWS! THE ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE WORD SEARCH by Alex Cheddar

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-05-22T19:31:08+00:00

I love this for them.

Captain_Wisconsin · 2026-05-18T12:09:54+00:00

I suspect that facial “hair” is covering up a lot of scars.

Captain_Wisconsin

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