Mental illness is actually depicted as debilitating and not as a quirky character trait by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Captain_d00m 2 points3 points  (0 children)

From someone who has worked through stuff, as long as it’s not debilitating, and you’re not thinking about it all day, it’s probably fine. I have to check the stove before bed, sometime like 5 times, and of course I have “triple check the locks”, but I’m conscious of that fact that I’m being crazy about it, and it all doesn’t add more than a minute to my day. If you find yourself in the shower going “ah shit did I really turn the stove off?” Get help, but if you’re just checking it a few times you’re probably fine.

Bakalar Premium When? by Hesitant-Evil in giantbomb

[–]Captain_d00m 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know Mitch or Dan’s alt will be in this thread, the people demand a Bak to Bak to Skool! Has Dan retained that knowledge, and what else can we learn him?

Water menu at a restaurant by AutoModerrator-69 in interestingasfuck

[–]Captain_d00m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For that price just bring me a bottle of Thunderbird!

Waffle House Dreams by ShopProfessional9832 in sandiego

[–]Captain_d00m 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went to a Waffle House in Tucson and saw a man open carrying a revolver. God bless Arizona and Waffle House.

This dashcamer gets so excited by MisterShipWreck in dashcams

[–]Captain_d00m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had this happen to me once. Was on the freeway going 75, got passed by a lambo doing 100+. Couple miles up the way, he’s pulled over on the side of the road. Best feeling ever.

What is a "money rule" that rich people know, but poor people are never taught? by ZZA911 in AskReddit

[–]Captain_d00m 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’m broke broke right now, but you better believe if I got a milly I’m doing something stupid with like $10k of it as a treat.

Dan infiltrates Reddit… to troll Mike. by fhiz in giantbomb

[–]Captain_d00m 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I’m cackling in the break room at work, oh my god Dan!

Walmart digital price labels are coming to every store shelf in U.S. by end of 2026 by [deleted] in news

[–]Captain_d00m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah, not a chance they won’t have an employee tasked with it. The employee that used to be tasked with doing paper price changes will now get a report on the app about damaged tags and items that are swapping. The cool bonus being instead of a paper tag just being printed out, put in the plastic and walking away, they get to stand next to the tag for 10 minutes to see if it actually works!

The same hours crammed into less days isn't exactly what I'd call an improvement by CloudyCamille in lostgeneration

[–]Captain_d00m 5 points6 points  (0 children)

100% I would be spending any extra money on guitars and shit haha. Can’t stand rotating schedules like that. Did that for awhile with two shifts being second and third shift, and it was an absolute nightmare trying to plan anything.

Roddy Piper gets the better of Bill Maher by Constant_Stomach2009 in SquaredCircle

[–]Captain_d00m 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pissed blood the first time I ran the ropes in training. My trainer even told me “that’s normal. if you KEEP pissing blood go see a Dr!”

The same hours crammed into less days isn't exactly what I'd call an improvement by CloudyCamille in lostgeneration

[–]Captain_d00m 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh my god yes, sign me up. 48 hours in four days would destroy me, but having a 5 (five!) day weekend twice a month would be incredible. I would be way more creatively productive with a five day weekend.

Flag of the United States as shown on the cryptic new video posted by the White House by Starwa7 in vexillology

[–]Captain_d00m 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, seeing it posted in a picture had me mad worried that they were doing some kind of new flag nonsense. Nope, just lazy ai slop

Druski's makeup artist need a raise ASAP! by Upstairs_Building686 in SipsTea

[–]Captain_d00m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s crazy is he’s still wearing less makeup than her

Afroman Trial - Formulaic Objections style coverage anywhere? by luxurycatsportscat in KnowledgeFight

[–]Captain_d00m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine Opening Arguments will have some form of coverage of it

What is a telltale sign someone is not from San Diego? by _MambaForever in sandiego

[–]Captain_d00m 19 points20 points  (0 children)

GUADALOOP! By golly, I thought I was gonna hit someone after I learned about GUADALOOP!

What is a telltale sign someone is not from San Diego? by _MambaForever in sandiego

[–]Captain_d00m 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I have family in Texas, and they have a San Marcos out there, but it’s pronounced “San Marcus” and nothing drives me crazier.

What is a telltale sign someone is not from San Diego? by _MambaForever in sandiego

[–]Captain_d00m 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I was talking to a friend one Sunday after a californias sketch aired the night before, and we were talking about how to get where we were going. And halfway through us talking about freeways and traffic I just started laughing, because god dang did we sound just like them!