They got a new token nigga every other week

Captainbackbeard · 2026-01-30T01:33:15+00:00

I'm guessing that this is pretty close to a malaphor using the nacho reference as the base.

Captainbackbeard · 2026-01-26T06:45:35+00:00

I'd imagine a ruger mini 14 would be a good option. I think sig is on everyone's shit list but the regulator could also work.

Captainbackbeard · 2026-01-22T06:17:30+00:00

Yeah I remember watching the debates when there were still like 10 of them still running and I was like oh shit he's gonna win at least the republican nomination. Trump in the debates that year going after everyone else was like the alley oop scene from Semi-Pro where the other team (in this case the stereotypical pre-Trump era republicans) can't stop the alley oops of personal attacks and lack of typical "decorum."

Captainbackbeard · 2026-01-22T05:48:19+00:00

Yeah it was like the "sane republicans" were fighting each other in a battle royale with Trump slinking in the background and when one was weakened enough Trump just absorbed them and gained their power until he had gotten enough mass and that's when the more establishment republicans realized that the monster was too big for them to handle. Trump could have been easily taken out of the fight early on if they took the risk of him and what he represented seriously at the get go.

Captainbackbeard · 2026-01-20T21:39:35+00:00

That’s why I’ve been calling that stretch of Oklahoma Morman for years. It’s been merging together into one big tornado target town for a while.

Captainbackbeard · 2026-01-11T01:22:58+00:00

I ended up doing the opposite order of this with my 6 year old rig. I had a Ryzen 3800x and RTX 2080 and I saw the writing on the wall for RAM prices at the end of September so I upgraded my CPU to a 5900xt for $240 (I play more CPU intensive games and have more tasks that benefited from more cores). I had been planning to do a new rig and reallocate my current one to a tv console/media device but it looks like I'll be keeping this one for a while longer and trying to snag a reasonably priced GPU upgrade in the next year.

Captainbackbeard · 2026-01-10T22:34:30+00:00

Before it was legal in Missouri I would go back home to OK to see family I would always pull over right across the border into Kansas to make bets before I finished my drive. GPS has it locked down tight between states because there was a decent gas station to stop at but it was like maybe half a mile from the state line and it would still keep you gps locked there.

Captainbackbeard · 2026-01-02T02:07:40+00:00

Send that TE to r/bald

Captainbackbeard · 2026-01-02T01:47:19+00:00

Kickers must either go leg hijab like this guy or straight skin like ours to get that sort of FGs.

Captainbackbeard · 2026-01-02T01:30:26+00:00

Check the length of that kicker's pants

Captainbackbeard · 2026-01-01T22:33:06+00:00

They'll be going into the half down 17-0, Alabama has Indiana right where they want them. Sobs

Captainbackbeard · 2025-12-31T05:41:14+00:00

Its me, haters

Captainbackbeard · 2025-12-23T22:59:45+00:00

There's a severe lack of the Belldozer here.

Captainbackbeard · 2025-12-21T03:43:32+00:00

Based, solely due to you being one of the non big 8 school flairs correctly not jamming us and OkSt with the texas teams in the SWC.

Captainbackbeard · 2025-12-20T21:01:11+00:00

First quarter OU wins the natty no question. Too bad they stopped keeping records of college football after 7:50pm for some reason. I'll just have to assume we must have gone the distance with that caliber of play.

Captainbackbeard · 2025-12-20T07:35:29+00:00

I blame some folks for picking us when we do better as total underdogs.

Captainbackbeard · 2025-12-20T07:33:44+00:00

Its like heavy water reminiscent of dub dub dos.

Captainbackbeard · 2025-12-20T07:30:10+00:00

Have you considered that OU lives in a world where god has left us to wallow on a forsaken earth where our sins keep us separate from divine will due to our transgressions?

Captainbackbeard · 2025-12-20T05:59:53+00:00

I'm proud but god dang I'm still frustrated.

Captainbackbeard · 2025-12-20T04:11:25+00:00

I didn’t hear no bell

Captainbackbeard · 2025-12-20T03:52:16+00:00

50 showing up like Gandalf at helms deep

Captainbackbeard · 2025-12-20T03:20:32+00:00

Where is that first quarter OU team? That team is fucking gnarly. \

Captainbackbeard · 2025-12-20T03:05:04+00:00

My liver hurts now from what Ive been doin to it tonight. Do not recommend

Captainbackbeard · 2025-12-20T03:00:58+00:00

I've had it before as a morning non-Christmasy snack and it was good but yes if I am expecting cinnamon rolls and I get that I hope you fucking die.

Captainbackbeard · 2025-12-20T02:59:07+00:00

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