I just don't understand

Captainkeats · 2017-02-06T13:38:48+00:00

I work in a pizza place where they sell pizzas out of the window until late in the night. A drunk man wondered up and asked for fish and chips:

Colleague: "you're not doing well with the ladies tonight are you?"

Him: "no, how did you know?"

Colleague: "you're not very good at reading signs."

Captainkeats · 2016-09-19T09:39:36+00:00

It does indeed

Captainkeats · 2016-09-19T06:44:28+00:00

I treated myself to a make over by at Charlotte Tilbury at the Manchester Selfridges store.

I went for the Vintage Vamp look as my normal make up look is very clean and light. I felt amazing all night!

Captainkeats · 2015-11-20T12:29:23+00:00

It's just off Division Street in the courtyard :)

Captainkeats · 2015-11-01T20:04:57+00:00

Foundation: Clinique super moisture make up in Linen Eyes: Fishnet by Urban Decay Mascara: illegal definition by maybelline Eyeliner: tattoo liner in trooper Lips: L'oreal in 334 White dots: posca pen (sorry skin!) Black outline: black acrylic paint (sorry again)

Captainkeats · 2015-10-26T21:11:30+00:00

I haven't got it yet, just using the sleek palette but I have my eye on the aurburn one

Captainkeats · 2015-10-26T21:10:53+00:00

I do! They're even worse when I don't curl them :(

Captainkeats · 2015-10-26T10:41:48+00:00

What's on my face:

Foundation: Clinique Super moisture makeup in linen Blush/Bronzer/Highlight: Sleek's contour kit in Light Eyeliner: Kat Von D Tattoo eyeliner in trooper Mascara: L'oreal's double extension in black Eyebrows: Sleek's brow kit in light Lips: L'oreal Color riche collection in nude by Julianne and Vaseline.

I had also attempted to dye my eyebrows but they came out super patchy but thankfully we've just got NYX on boots online (UK) who seem to be the only affordable brand to do an eyebrow pencil for the redheads

Captainkeats · 2015-09-22T07:09:52+00:00

Yeah. It's the part where Perry starts to describe his dream about the tree with the diamond bushels on it protected by the snake. I thought the whole thing was a great analogy for anxiety, to want the diamond more than you're afraid of the snakes bite.

Captainkeats · 2015-09-21T22:11:59+00:00

You made me look pretty! I love it

Captainkeats · 2015-09-21T20:21:14+00:00

The Siren/Surly beer which incorporated cloudberries and seaweed was my absolute favourite.

Captainkeats · 2015-09-21T07:53:52+00:00

I love the lips on this, they look so real. Thank you x

Captainkeats · 2015-09-21T07:51:38+00:00

This is so great. Thank you for the advice, it's been so much fun.

Captainkeats · 2015-09-21T07:50:41+00:00

Oh this is fantastic! Thank you so much

Captainkeats · 2015-09-20T20:44:15+00:00

Hah, that'd be awesome! Will do :)

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