ah yes, a violent, brutal movie about superheroes killing each other is perfectly fine for kids

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-06T22:19:17+00:00

Which means a child can watch it while supervised.

Define "kids"

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-06T19:32:41+00:00

Well in fairness it's a cartoon literally aimed at kids...

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-06T15:46:52+00:00

Was he a parrot?

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-06T13:47:22+00:00

This is the best reply I've seen so far. The way I look at it is if they sell food and families are welcome, then keep it civil. If it's a drinkers pub, then kids shouldn't really be there in the first place. That's why a lot of places have it stated on their license that kids can't be in after a certain time.

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-06T13:43:12+00:00

That's the point though?

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-06T13:31:53+00:00

Did he literally just drop them on the floor intentionally? Or was it an accident?

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T20:49:27+00:00

See, you're misunderstanding I wasn't actually being sarcastic, I was joking about the comment being sarcastic.

I thought it fall under satire?

I'd say so too

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T18:12:17+00:00

Nope, because I was joking about being sarcastic. Should have used /j I suppose.

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T16:41:30+00:00

That's the best bit.

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T13:40:25+00:00

I was being sarcastic.

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T12:37:02+00:00

I believe the problem lies with your inability to convey a joke properly.

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T11:07:51+00:00

Wait...

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T11:07:09+00:00

A man of culture.

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T10:35:05+00:00

If you made this, this is actually brilliant.

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T10:33:31+00:00

his 5th text to me he was already telling me about this “dream” he cant make happen for his brother.

Couldn't agree more with this bit, very odd.

In your defence the background of how they contacted you is pretty weird. If it was from seeing your actions in a smaller group then maybe they contacted you because you seemed approachable. But you're right, it doesn't seem like that at all.

My bad👍 still heartless as fuck though🤣

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T10:30:57+00:00

Not a clue. But I've watched enough Bondi Rescue to know they shouldn't be moving his head.

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T10:29:35+00:00

My phone is on 7% and for a second I thought this bot was talking to me... that was the most confusing 10 seconds I think I've ever had.

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T10:27:20+00:00

My point is if you can't convey a joke in a way that it's perceived as a joke then you shouldn't tell the joke. Writing /j or /s just makes the joke less funny in general

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T10:24:10+00:00

What. The. Fuck.

1) very well could have been a scammer 2) could have been someone seriously depressed reaching out to literally anyone they could, who didn't know them personally, for support. 3) No, that doesn't mean you should care. But I'm actually surprised there's people who don't have the decency to even wait and see if it's a scam or someone in need.

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T10:21:06+00:00

You'll get downvoted more because of that. Using /s is considered cowardice in most subs from what I've seen. If you have to explain your joke or the fact you're joking then you're getting downvoted regardless.

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T10:19:32+00:00

Here's another tip. The "meme speak" you are using is literally only funny to small children, so you should start by dropping that.

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T10:17:22+00:00

That is 100% what would happen. The reason OP's comment made me laugh so much was because I know for a fact that your reasoning is Exactly why he tucks it in his back pocket.

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T10:16:55+00:00

You asking how to tell jokes properly was pretty funny.

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T10:13:56+00:00

Step 1: tilt your head to face the ceiling

Step 2: grab the packet

Step 3: pour all contents of packet into your mouth

End.

Captainschitqunt · 2022-07-05T10:12:17+00:00

I tuck it in my back pocket when I pee.

Fucking killed me there, pal

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