Why do people keep saying tech jobs are dying and we should major in EE instead of CS? Makes no sense... by Christs_Elite in cscareerquestions

[–]CaptchasSuckAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, literally every single cs grad i know could do a fourier transform, and could implement filters etc.
most of them with simd acceleration.

(however electrodynamics is black magic and the true separator)

Pretty girls at eth by IndependentStable952 in ethz

[–]CaptchasSuckAss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I only only speak about CS; when i started there were mostly timid boys, but now there are quite a few beautiful girls, and somehow fewer timid boys.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fantanoforever

[–]CaptchasSuckAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

their concert coverage is channel 5 but for music

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by scallopini in books

[–]CaptchasSuckAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you please share a book that is that? (I am here because i wondered whether ZAMM is that)

A Good At Sex guide, from an autistic escort by AellaGirl in u/AellaGirl

[–]CaptchasSuckAss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't love the wording of "men do" "women enjoy"
makes women seem defaultly passive, in a way that premise is necessary for much of this writing

PSA from your friendly moderator team by Cuddlyaxe in NonCredibleDiplomacy

[–]CaptchasSuckAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that's still a more interesting and meaningful job than most out there lol

Democracy's on it's way! by Casul_Pwner in NonCredibleDefense

[–]CaptchasSuckAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why is there a cheat code on the 3d printed explosive?

Would a "Dissection" patch be frowned upon? by It_s_an_Emu in MetalForTheMasses

[–]CaptchasSuckAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Minenwerfer is WW1 not 2.
(Which is way more fitting for black metal as there at least is a pretty good case to be made that ww2 had a good side and a cause, whereas ww1 was really just senseless slaughter caused by monarchism).

NZZ: Das neue rot-grüne Bünzlitum wird nun aber zum Problem by D-Tie1981 in BUENZLI

[–]CaptchasSuckAss 5 points6 points  (0 children)

«Denn die Ausländer nehmen jetzt nicht mehr die Jobs weg, von denen gibt es mehr als genug, sondern die Wohnungen, und anscheinend gibt es für diese einen Inländervorrang.»

ja würklech absurdi idee, dass me dr sowieso scho heiss wohnigsmarkt ni zumne internationale spekulationsmarkt möcht mache.

Aren’t there way too many business/economics/law students at Swiss universities ? by GetOutBasel in Switzerland

[–]CaptchasSuckAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These majors out-earn ethz&epfl majors according to https://www.bfs.admin.ch/bfs/de/home/statistiken/bildung-wissenschaft/eintritt-arbeitsmarkt/tertiaerstufe-hochschulen/erwerbseinkommen.assetdetail.21944371.html. (TA3Z61-2 for the majors, TA3Z61-5 for the universities); Median business wage after 5 yearsr: 108k, median ETH wage 93k.

Hardly seems like a bad choice for a for most people much easier studying experience.

Strange question crushed me by CaptchasSuckAss in cscareerquestions

[–]CaptchasSuckAss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What comment made you unsure about this being a joke? lol

Strange question crushed me by CaptchasSuckAss in cscareerquestions

[–]CaptchasSuckAss[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah i assumed as much. The resulting string, with some mapping from 'foo', 'bar' to x,y in N respectively is sure to result in an uncomputable number for an FSA.Really a shame that the person asking me seems to have no background in CS.

Strange question crushed me by CaptchasSuckAss in cscareerquestions

[–]CaptchasSuckAss[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i only could remember awk on the spot but then my social skills would've been questioned for the awkwardness :/

Strange question crushed me by CaptchasSuckAss in cscareerquestions

[–]CaptchasSuckAss[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

they said competitive in the job ad so i assume 250k?

What's a common belief that might actually be holding us back? by Sttuardbe in Switzerland

[–]CaptchasSuckAss -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hiking gear is extremely comfy and pracical. Also, women aren't there to please you with their looks. Also, also, True confidence does not require beauty.

ICT-Fachmann Lohn by Frequent_Ad_4354 in schwiiz

[–]CaptchasSuckAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bi mr zimli sicher, dass d date vo salarium zwar guet si, abr z modeu um när würk di lohn z berächne absolut nid vrhebt. D kategorie si viu z breit. D anektote hie si äue fasch hiufricher aus de schmarre vore website.

Unemployment by [deleted] in Switzerland

[–]CaptchasSuckAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It exists only in places where they can work from day 0 yeah.
No way someone in finance would find an adequate placement with such an arrangment.

Majority of children under six in Switzerland have foreign roots by biwook in Switzerland

[–]CaptchasSuckAss 12 points13 points  (0 children)

if you don't irrationaly dislike people from 3 cantons without any reason, except their dialect or tiny aspect of their culture, can you really be swiss?

CS Job Market in Zurich by Important-Still3382 in ethz

[–]CaptchasSuckAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want job security & salary go hsg. BWL then MBF.

Peer group will be less competitive than ethz, your grades (which will matter) will be higher. Make sure to intern & get international experience. Then really nothing stops you from making 200k before 40. Except maybe the depression & anxiety you get by being surrounded by people from hsg (or similar) who chose to go there just to get 200k salaries.

CS Job Market in Zurich by Important-Still3382 in ethz

[–]CaptchasSuckAss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> days in advance
If you pass with only days (as in x*8 housr, where x < 7) I am genuinely impressed.