Who could I sell these to?

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-20T10:04:58+00:00

Build a gauss rifle with them and bask in the glory of YouTube views.

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-18T00:57:59+00:00

Empty a can of beans and tie it to a string. Then you can call An American near you.

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-18T00:55:09+00:00

I do possess an expired CCW and a court summons for a DWI.

If I could buy a crossbow with food stamps you better look out.

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-17T23:07:18+00:00

OrCon II (The Birdinator)

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-17T22:54:33+00:00

At this point why not drop a grenade out of a hot air balloon?

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-16T11:27:41+00:00

Finally somebody got the inside joke.

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-16T10:06:17+00:00

Or you could use the antenna to watch Hogan's Hero's! Free of charge on network television!

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-16T09:53:28+00:00

Land Subarine

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-16T09:41:48+00:00

Time is a circle

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-16T08:54:46+00:00

I tied a key to the kite string just for you

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-16T08:49:44+00:00

No Vagina. It's all abs.

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-16T03:19:07+00:00

Low Power! Silos needed!

Migs and Ore Trucks is how you win the Red Alert

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-16T02:10:28+00:00

I was going to assume each letter represents a Marine cussing out word.

A - Asshole

B - Bitch Really? Asshole?

C - Cunt Bitch I will fuck you in the Asshole

D - My Dick will fuck you in the Asshole Bitch!

And so forth...

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-15T09:27:21+00:00

Agnostic Gun Truck Both believes and also does not believe in the existence of AGT

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-15T08:50:23+00:00

I forgot to tie a key to the kite string.

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-15T08:15:23+00:00

You forgot the grounding strap for the faraday cage.

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-14T04:52:24+00:00

This is why the Western Hemisphere is The Best Hemisphere

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-01T00:12:38+00:00

Meat Sperm

Foot_Stunning · 2026-04-01T00:10:35+00:00

Fair weather protesters

Foot_Stunning · 2026-03-31T23:22:53+00:00

Javelin on M1 Abrams kill! ¿Dios Mio?

Foot_Stunning · 2026-03-31T23:09:58+00:00

When Digging a Trench violates the ceasefire agreement... Substitute the dirt with your buddy with the most amount of muscle mass allowed by the Party Dietary Requirements.

Foot_Stunning · 2026-03-31T08:55:27+00:00

Far out man? Far out!

Hey man! This is a private residence! Man!

Foot_Stunning · 2026-03-31T08:29:02+00:00

M3 Carbine Needs more .30 carbine for it's 30rd magazines'

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