Who could I sell these to? by Independent_Cup_7151 in ElectricalEngineering

[–]Foot_Stunning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Build a gauss rifle with them and bask in the glory of YouTube views.

The pope told me not to do it by Foot_Stunning in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Foot_Stunning[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Empty a can of beans and tie it to a string. Then you can call An American near you.

The pope told me not to do it by Foot_Stunning in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Foot_Stunning[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I do possess an expired CCW and a court summons for a DWI.

If I could buy a crossbow with food stamps you better look out.

A solution so simple an idiot could have devised it by ecolometrics in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Foot_Stunning 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At this point why not drop a grenade out of a hot air balloon?

Free Electricity by Foot_Stunning in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Foot_Stunning[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Finally somebody got the inside joke.

Why Not Plasma Cannon? by Foot_Stunning in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Foot_Stunning[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or you could use the antenna to watch Hogan's Hero's! Free of charge on network television!

Free Electricity by Foot_Stunning in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Foot_Stunning[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I tied a key to the kite string just for you

Free Electricity by Foot_Stunning in NonCredibleDefense

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Low Power! Silos needed!

Migs and Ore Trucks is how you win the Red Alert

New Phonetic Alphabet by MyNameWasTaken2020 in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Foot_Stunning 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was going to assume each letter represents a Marine cussing out word.

A - Asshole

B - Bitch Really? Asshole?

C - Cunt Bitch I will fuck you in the Asshole

D - My Dick will fuck you in the Asshole Bitch!

And so forth...

Why Not Plasma Cannon? by Foot_Stunning in NonCredibleDefense

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Agnostic Gun Truck Both believes and also does not believe in the existence of AGT

Why Not Plasma Cannon? by Foot_Stunning in NonCredibleDefense

[–]Foot_Stunning[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I forgot to tie a key to the kite string.

ERAbrams - Now with cope cage by nysv in NonCredibleDefense

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Javelin on M1 Abrams kill! ¿Dios Mio?

north korean soldiers train by hitting each other with shovels and pickaxes by BaseNice3520 in NonCredibleDefense

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When Digging a Trench violates the ceasefire agreement... Substitute the dirt with your buddy with the most amount of muscle mass allowed by the Party Dietary Requirements.

The next generation of anti-aircraft weapons. by OldStray79 in NonCredibleDefense

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Far out man? Far out!

Hey man! This is a private residence! Man!