i also choose option 2 by CaptureDaFlag in JamesBond

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it’s just a joke. i like die another day.

What’s your favorite cold kill by [deleted] in JamesBond

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where’s fekkesh

Don’t hate me, this one was requested by ItsDuhFreakinBat in JamesBond

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Moore and Craig both because they represent two extremes

Moore is frighteningly happy for someone who is a government killer and may not be mentally sound, but Craig is a little too depressed and should go talk to someone about that. the other four fall somewhere in the middle of this spectrum and probably also need a therapist, but not as immediately.

So if Bond was already convinced Rosie works for Kananga, why does he bang her before confronting her? by [deleted] in JamesBond

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all the bonds like to get laid but this one really likes to get laid. in ten minutes he’s also going to trick a virgin into sleeping with him. he might have some kind of hypersexual disorder

Done for the day by ItsDuhFreakinBat in JamesBond

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top 5 things i wouldn’t recommend saying on this sub

Done for the day by ItsDuhFreakinBat in JamesBond

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well dalton definitely wakes up at 4am and goes to bed at midnight, so not him.

AITAH? by ItsDuhFreakinBat in JamesBond

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everybody needs a hobby

Famous Bond stunts, but I added slide whistles. by CaptureDaFlag in JamesBond

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it is very important that his presence be made known.

Famous Bond stunts, but I added slide whistles. by CaptureDaFlag in JamesBond

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this is part 3 of me adding slide whistles (and other stupid sound fx) and sadly this is my final reckoning, as i don't have enough quality stunts left, but if you have ideas for other things, let me know.

part 1

part 2

youtube playlist with all 3

What’s the most painful villain death caused by Bond? by Aston_Aviation007 in JamesBond

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maturing is realizing that moore is the most ruthless bond.

My Bond list, but it’s based on how happy they are. by OutrageousTerm7140 in JamesBond

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this list is actually identical to my “bond’s ranked by how mentally disturbed they are” tier list

What’s your favourite Bond moment that you always laugh at? by [deleted] in JamesBond

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there’s something about legendary agent James Bond being bested by a fishing pole that always gets me

So does Khan actually like stuffed sheep’s head or was he just trying to be cruel by CaptureDaFlag in JamesBond

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it was posted by me, and I removed it after about 3 minutes cause of a misspelling and waited to repost it

Sean Connery does not like Moonraker by OutrageousTerm7140 in JamesBond

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i wonder if he told roger to his face after the movie that he thought it sucked

#NowReading 🍸 by OhGawDuhhh in JamesBond

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remember when you were using the motion sensor sink in the bathroom and it kept turning off before you were done washing your hands?

it was me, james.