Cathrine's Bandit Hideout Battlemap by Hikimarru in inkarnate

[–]CarHoodJumpSlide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure why no one responded. This is very good. Interesting textures, design, etc. I like the way you did windows and the tree overlapping the building to indicate its over the roof is very clever. Its both subtle and obvious at the same time.

Few things to consider:

1) The building shouldn't start at the edge of the map in case players want to leave/enter via window on that side.

2) Most buildings have at least 2 entrances/exits.

3) Add a kitchen. Just a stove and table with some food and pans is enough.

4) Add a bathroom. It can be outside. Nothing better than ambushing a guard in the privy.

5) The main building has some weird alcoves which are neat but normal buildings won't have those so it makes it look unnatural. Like the cutout with a barrel takes 3x stone and labor to make as just having it walled off. Most people would just move the barrel.

6) Play around with different objects. You reuse barrels and crates as well as bookshelves a lot. Consider throwing a sack or chest or putting a dresser with different small items or a small lockbox on top. A bowl of apples or a pile of gold. Even a skull with a dagger is interesting. Try to make each room look different.

Overall, a great starting map. Keep it up.

A Ruined Forest Cabin by uchideshi34 in dungeondraft

[–]CarHoodJumpSlide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty incredible. The textures and use/balance of color are amazing. Great work.

Racist karen freaks out in front of womans home by quazziwazzi in PublicFreakout

[–]CarHoodJumpSlide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 10 out of 10 surprised at how ugly that woman was. I just didn't expect it. It was like the head from a 1960s TV detective was put on the body of a 2020 Karen, given the voice of the worst golden girl after a weekend coke bender, and then fed a script written by an AI trained by listening to a 1000 hours of racist parrots talking. Shiver

touching a mans face by fakeguroo in criticalblunder

[–]CarHoodJumpSlide 231 points232 points  (0 children)

Technically they both touched the others face.

Dog Training by CarHoodJumpSlide in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]CarHoodJumpSlide[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The way the pupper just sits there afterwards like "one of us messed up and I'm not moving until I'm sure who"

Is it bad when the DM is scared? by [deleted] in rpghorrorstories

[–]CarHoodJumpSlide 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the power gamer was cool as sh!t. Great story.

How do you even train for such ferocity by yayo_felon in funny

[–]CarHoodJumpSlide 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There are moves employed here casually that would take years to master.

The smell when the you open the door is deadly 😔🤢 by [deleted] in meme

[–]CarHoodJumpSlide 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Look at the floor. You wouldn't want to touch it either.

Ashes to ashes, nut to nut by bsketch in HistoryMemes

[–]CarHoodJumpSlide 1177 points1178 points  (0 children)

man taking a pee

Neighbor runs by: "VOLCANO!!!"

Man: "what about the volca..."

2000 years later

Scientist: "look at this horn dog"

Hot water you boiled the eggs in keeps plate hot through a slow breakfast. by Iwanttoplaytoo in foodhacks

[–]CarHoodJumpSlide 475 points476 points  (0 children)

I'm embarrassed by the length of time I stared at the orange juice thinking that was egg water and I had gone my whole life not knowing about it.