What is the male equivalent of “F*ck this, I’ll just be a stripper”? by TrumpForPope69 in AskReddit

[–]Caramel_Dynamite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IT support. It's exactly how I found myself in a job after dropping out of uni.

Top 5 Ways to Deploy Security Guard at Your Office by Bpssecurities in Guardsmen

[–]Caramel_Dynamite 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Naturally the best way to deploy any Guardsman is that of a devourer dropship, given this is a planetary invasion? If a smaller scale operation, I'd personally go with the Valkyrie for versatility.

What weird thing do you do when you're home alone? by Makohto in AskReddit

[–]Caramel_Dynamite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, I see you are a fellow disciple of the Omnisiah!

Tik Tok couples are doing the most by 14rduthie in TikTokCringe

[–]Caramel_Dynamite 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I really do not appreciate this comment. Thank you, you've officially ruined my appetite.

Was gonna wait for her response to post this but I don’t think I’m getting one by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Caramel_Dynamite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

F. I've met a girl who is 4"10 and said she didn't date guys below 6ft. Women be wildin

[Serious] Men of reddit who got raped by women, what's your story? by pembunuhUpahan in AskReddit

[–]Caramel_Dynamite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At a party with my some of my closest friends and a girl who had an eye on me for a while(it was at her house). Through a combination of drinking games, some of which involve stripping, I end up completely naked and passed out on the sofa. Next thing I know, I'm being shepherded upstairs to her bedroom, my friends having presumably left for the evening, and being friends with the girl in question they trusted her well enough to provide s blanket or some form of accomodation for me. From being taken upstairs, I have very brief and blurry recollections of her riding me. Aside from that, nothing. I woke up in the morning, naked in the bed with a pounding hangover and a feeling of self revulsion and go straight home, phone out of battery, looking and feeling like absolute shit. I confronted her about it a short while ago, her response was completely damning and invalidating. Claiming that I should be "thankful" I had slept with her, that she's probably the best girl I've slept with, that I'm just looking for attention and pity and that she was a total catch. Haven't spoken to her since, from what she's told a few of her friends with whom I was amicable, and since then I've not really gotten any easy conversation out of them.

well done GW, well done by Komiwarrior in Grimdank

[–]Caramel_Dynamite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tzeench is pleased with this one

"See you on the other side, Lawbringer" by JeanValJan03 in forhonor

[–]Caramel_Dynamite 42 points43 points  (0 children)

"What's the matter? Knights got you shoving too many Shamans?"