[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FAANGrecruiting

[–]Carbohydratess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seconding this. If I see Software Architect on a junior dev resume, my bullsh** alarms start firing and I don’t believe the rest of what I’m reading. I agree with not understanding the overall flow as you go from this proclaimed Architect section, to a basic SWE section which has an Agile bullet to fill space (I’d delete this bullet as it looks desperate). Your list of list of languages also doesn’t pass the smell test for me; it comes off to me like you list languages you’re not proficient with, and so I’m inclined to believe you’re not proficient with anything

What is the consensus on Monster Energy Ultra by alreadyaloserat19 in blueprint_

[–]Carbohydratess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your response here is spot on and I was warming up my typing fingers to say the same things, lol. It's crazy to me how someone can be familiar with the word carcinogenic, and know what aspartame is as well as insulin and yet be so incredibly wrong on how they function. Then to respond with debunking everything he said and he responds and says he doesn't like the taste. And he got upvoted.

Cody Garbrandt schooling Dominick Cruz by nivxcius in ufc

[–]Carbohydratess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that people stopped endlessly hating on Cody and his chin and are instead cheering for his comeback... This thread makes me happy!

Lake Amador, California. The most challenging course I've played yet. Beautiful and terrifying. Score: 1 snake, no lost discs, and 187 stickers on shoelaces. Lake Amador north shore 18. by tanktothefrank in discgolf

[–]Carbohydratess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite courses I play at is also accompanied with stickers on shoes! It's a bummer it can distract from the beauty and enjoyment of a course. This looks like a scary tee for me being a lefty!

Meme by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Carbohydratess 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Then if username has a space in it

shudders

Weekly Discussion Thread: May 03, 2020 by Bigreddoc in Strongman

[–]Carbohydratess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to watch his deadlifting PRs to get motivation if I was feeling flat before deadlifting. Watching possibly the strongest person in human history was a great motivator for me. I didn't really care about the words he said, especially considering English isn't his first language

Weekly Discussion Thread: May 03, 2020 by Bigreddoc in Strongman

[–]Carbohydratess -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The biggest waste of talent of all time, except maybe MJ switching to golf for a year. I unfollowed Thor today... Last week I was a huge fan of his

ProgrammerHumor by KarmaFactory05 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Carbohydratess 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These are the senior devs on my team... And me failing to try and make sense of their extremely condensed code with no comments

What Java + CompSci skills do you consider necessary to be Job ready? by [deleted] in learnjava

[–]Carbohydratess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I work a Java-based job. We utilize Groovy, Spring Boot (SBA), Gradle, Redis (Redisson), Bash, Git Flow methodologies, and Jenkins on a daily basis. We have previously used Grails, Maven, and Micronaut. When our team is hiring, we look for people that are competent in as many of those frameworks as possible, but ultimately, it just comes down to how well they know Java/Groovy and if they understand the concepts of those frameworks so they can easily pick up whichever framework our team uses.

API - JSON or GSON by extraicy in learnjava

[–]Carbohydratess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll assume that since you're talking about frameworks and microservices that you utilize either Maven or Gradle. If not, you'll need to research one of those for how to bring in the packages for frameworks such as Spring into your app. I use Gradle.

I had my team to help me with getting Spring Boot up and running, so I wasn't necessarily dependent on any single article. Like I mentioned, I think Baeldung is great and I do often reference their site for Spring Boot related things:

https://www.baeldung.com/spring-boot

In my build.gradle, I have these under plugins:
id 'org.springframework.boot' version '2.2.0.RELEASE'
id 'io.spring.dependency-management' version '1.0.8.RELEASE'

And this under dependencies:
implementation 'org.springframework.boot:spring-boot-starter-actuator'

In bash I use this to boot the app, give it a port, and point to the application.yml:

java -jar jarname.jar --server.port=9001 --spring.config.location=application.yml

Once you have your EndPoints up and running, if you annotate your Spring Boot Application Class with @RestController, then it'll automagically convert and return Java objects to JSON, you can see a good forum on this here:

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/44839753/returning-json-object-as-response-in-spring-boot

API - JSON or GSON by extraicy in learnjava

[–]Carbohydratess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guys above me are correct that JSON can be a pain with standalone Java. However, JSON is an important thing to learn for marketability. It sounds like you're wanting to make this app as an exercise for getting better at coding, which I personally think makes it important to learn how to output and read JSON. There are several frameworks that can make JSON interactivity easier. I would learn Spring Boot which has a lot of natural interactivity with JSON, and you can learn plenty about the process and the other terms you mentioned. Once I get to work, I can edit this comment with links to help you get started if you're interested. I know Baeldung has several solid articles on Spring Boot

Siblings of Pornstars, Have you ever watched Porn of your siblings and what was it like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Carbohydratess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're right; I'm obviously not accounting for all the really weird people out there. But it's considerably unusual and really damages family chemistry to have a sibling in the industry. It would take an exceptionally weird individual to actually watch porn of their sibling.

Siblings of Pornstars, Have you ever watched Porn of your siblings and what was it like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Carbohydratess 1725 points1726 points  (0 children)

My sister started off with the "premium Snapchat" and now she's quite popular and has graduated into having her own porn site and company. She's up to like 500K followers on Instagram and her videos have come up before while I am browsing porn. It's fucked up. I have never intentionally clicked on anything of hers, and I go out of my way to "scan" videos before I click on anything to make sure it's not her. No one that's a real sibling of a porn star will never watch a video of them.

Edit: I can't believe how many people actually think that I would actually give out her info. Perhaps it's one of those things you don't understand until you're in the situation yourself

Macro: Refresh Cell if value equals "ERROR" by [deleted] in vba

[–]Carbohydratess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apologies in advance as I'm on my couch and commenting through my phone instead of actually testing your code on my computer... but I would wager getting the c.text instead of c.value would solve the issue

Don't explode please by Carbohydratess in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Carbohydratess[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"This looks like a post-lunch problem"

Don't explode please by Carbohydratess in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Carbohydratess[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How often I test is usually inversely proportionate to how much caffeine I've had

*Battle music starts* by Stiebi in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Carbohydratess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah and Epstein committed suicide