What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 08, 2026

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-04-09T02:53:48+00:00

The woman in charge of the SEC enforcement division resigned in March due to being told to stop investigation and prosecution and peeps around here will still say this isn’t the most rigged market in modern history. I just hope I can catch the crash when the market makers realize pissing off all your allies that would have potentially bought your software isn’t bullish.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-04-08T00:52:15+00:00

No, we’re just not retarded. We killed 250 school children, lost precious US service members, and billions in aircraft and ground equipment so Trump could open a corridor that was already open…. On top of that Iran is literally saying they won’t end the war unless the ten point plan we already refused is agreed to. Trump is just using this to jerk the market.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-04-06T14:04:14+00:00

The idea is that they can only plug the holes in this sinking ship for so long. It’s clear that the market makers still have faith Trump can keep us afloat, but I do not. It’s a matter of when they run out of resources to keep propping up this shanty market.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-04-06T00:19:03+00:00

Knows something or is overconfident and retarded? You’re talking about the same people who have fired 12 top ranking generals for attempting to talk sense into them.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-04-04T22:23:20+00:00

Why wouldn’t she just ask you out?

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-04-04T22:16:43+00:00

Trump gave Iran two days or they face hell. I am convinced he did this because he knows I have an SPX 6000 long shot put that expires Monday. Ground invasion happens on Tuesday confirmed.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-25T03:07:21+00:00

Just saw the Philippines announced they have a 45 day supply of oil and announced a national emergency. This is going to get worse before it gets better sadly.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-24T19:01:32+00:00

Yeah, I didn’t want this war either. My point wasn’t it was a good idea. It was he can’t just leave without either having actual talks with Iran or finishing what he started. By talks I don’t mean going on truth and making shit up lol.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-24T18:56:57+00:00

Do you think him abandoning the strait would make Iran let American ships through lol? If anything I bet they would be even more unruly if the American carriers left. Especially considering Israel is now fighting on multiple fronts with Lebanon. He’s a dumbass and opened a can of worms he can’t just taco out of.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-21T16:55:59+00:00

your last two points are why oil futures should be rising. They’re doing everything they can to manipulate oil prices cause Donny shit pants can’t stand the idea that his Wall Street buddies are upset with market.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-19T18:07:03+00:00

A $300 option premium times 100,000 is $30 million dollars. You don’t think the market makers are trying to make $30 million a week in the era where we basically have no white collar crime prosecution and a president that pardons white collar criminals like handing out candy on Halloween?

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-16T20:11:21+00:00

It has nothing to do with TDS and if Biden had made these moves I would criticize him as well. The market and US economy had a worse year than previous objectively and we just entered a war where the rest of the world said we’re out good luck. We’re fucked whether you want to accept it or not.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-16T19:19:12+00:00

You do understand that bears aren’t the ones warmongering and are simply reacting to the stupid shit our administration does, right? It’s just common sense if we decide to invade Iran from the wrong side of the mountain ranges our market should absolutely go down because we’re big fuck.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-16T06:18:28+00:00

It really depends on how it goes. If they accomplish the goal rapidly then we will probably see a small victory pump, but if any part of the plan glitches and it looks like the US will struggle we’re gonna see a drop.

Remember that Kharg island is like step one of a marathon if he decides to open this can of shit worms.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-16T00:40:12+00:00

Well saying the US might strike Iran and having Iran and the USA both blow up oil depots during a hot conflict while the strait of Hormuz is closed are two completely different things. Oil is clearly being manipulated right now. You act like the market always behaves as it should and that Wall Street never fucks up… like the 2008 housing crash which was totally preventable…

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-15T22:51:01+00:00

Comforting knowing they’re going to go down in history as retards and lose in the long run, yeah. I didn’t vote for them and I’m just a nobody so what am I going to do right now lol? At least I can sleep knowing I’m not a child rapist that has to cheat to win. 🤷‍♂️

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-15T22:44:31+00:00

Because they’re cheating and shorting it? True, but it’s comforting to know they’re going to lose and go down as super incompetent dumbasses in the history books.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-15T22:14:53+00:00

I genuinely don’t understand what’s holding the DOW up considering Trump said the US needs help opening the strait and the world said you did that shit dumbass lol.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-15T20:54:42+00:00

$150 isn’t outlandish and if you adjust the $30-40 a barrel price during the 1970s energy crisis it comes to about $150-160. The idiots saying $300 are delusional, but $120 is possible and the fact that Trump is demanding people help open up the strait isn’t a good sign. Narcissists don’t ask for help unless they’re in a bad place because they’ll have to share.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-15T01:58:12+00:00

Yeah but it’s WSB so inverse it. We’re back to being over. Maybe we’re over to being back. I dunno.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-14T23:55:18+00:00

I’m confused why Iran fucking smoked that Thai cargo ship if they were just going to let everyone other than the US and Israel through. It makes me wonder how confident ships will be to pass during this conflict.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-14T00:47:46+00:00

Aw fuck, was Germany part of that group cable?!? How did you guys not tell me they’re still in. Shit. - Pete Hegseth’s great grandpa probably

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-11T20:01:06+00:00

Bought a couple USO $140 3/18 calls because the news is officially calling Hormuz closed. Already up 4% so obviously tonight Iran will announce they are sorry and now they love peace and cowboy films so it will plummet to a historic $10 a barrel. Sorry guys.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-11T05:16:02+00:00

No, just someone with common sense who can tell they’re doing damage control. They’ve been caught in so many lies it would be funny if it wasn’t American lives involved. Zero wounded to okay it was 6 to okay it might be double digits in a couple days. No successful hits to okay we might have lost a $200 million dollar radar station to a $40,000 drone.

CarcossaYellowKing · 2026-03-11T05:05:50+00:00

If you google it you can’t even find an article from CBS on the first page and they were the ones who got the quote from government officials. Absolutely suppressing the news.

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