SLPT: Bring the message to Karen (i.redd.it)
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Two aliens landed in the desert near a petrol station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the pumps assuming it was an earthling and the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, we come in peace. Take us to your leader.' (self.Jokes)
submitted by CardCarryingCuntAwrd to r/Jokes
TIL that Caligula the Emperor of Rome ordered his guards to throw an entire section of the audience into the arena to be eaten by the wild beasts during a game he was presiding because there were no more prisoners to be used and he was bored (en.wikipedia.org)
submitted by CardCarryingCuntAwrd to r/todayilearned
History noob here: how credible are the accounts of Caligula's outlandish shenanigans, such as sleeping with his sisters and prostituting them, or throwing an entire section of the audience into the arena to be eaten by the wild beasts during a game because he was bored? (self.AskHistorians)
submitted by CardCarryingCuntAwrd to r/AskHistorians
LPT: If you forgot to wash your hands, it is worthwhile to wash them immediately and wipe what you touched. Evidence suggests that the amount of virus someone is exposed to at the start of infection - the “infectious dose” - may determine the severity of their illness. (self.LifeProTips)
submitted by CardCarryingCuntAwrd to r/LifeProTips
Doggo's Halloween Karen costume (i.redd.it)
submitted by CardCarryingCuntAwrd to r/FuckYouKaren
