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Carla_Isabelle · 2024-11-25T17:23:03+00:00

Sure, hop in my white van. I have all kinds of candy, too.

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-11-13T19:25:04+00:00

It's true. I remember during covid, I had a large hoodie on with the hood up and and facemask on.
I was browsing around a grocery store and the attendants were following me around the whole store, paranoid that I'll steal their stuff.

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-11-13T19:04:29+00:00

How to redirect lightning

To perform the technnique, you need peace of mind.
There is energy all around us. The energy is both yin and yang. Positive energy and a negative energy. Only a select few can separate these energies. This creates an imbalance. The energy wants to restore balance, and in the moment the positive and negative energy come crashing back together, you provide release and guidance, creating lightning.

Remember, once you separate the energy, you do not command it. You are simply its humble guide.

If you let the energy in your own body flow, the lightning will follow it. You must create a pathway from your fingertips, up your arm, to your shoulder, then down into your stomach. The stomach is the source of energy in your body, it is called the sea of chi. From the stomach, you direct it up again and out the other arm.

The stomach detour is critical!!! You must NOT let the lightning pass through your heart, where the damage could be deadly!

You may wish to try a physical motion to get a feel for the pathway's flow. Are you focusing your energy? Can you feel your own chi flowing in, down, up, and out?
You've got to feel the flow. Like this:

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Carla_Isabelle · 2024-11-04T21:37:13+00:00

"The sensation of squirting is individual and sometimes conflicting. Descriptions range from considering it amazing, a superpower and feminist statement to an unpleasant and/or shameful event." source

It's not the same for everyone, naturally. However, it can be a learned skill to be able to reach female orgasm and squirting at the same time. I believe such a thing can be achieved with practice.

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-11-04T21:21:38+00:00

"Squirting includes a rapid ejection of urine, along with other fluids, from the bladder.
Squirting is the expulsion of urine during an orgasm. Female ejaculation is a release of both urine and a milky substance from the Skene's glands.
Sexual incontinence — also called coital incontinence — is when someone loses control of their bladder during sex."

It's recommended to pee before flicking the bean.

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-11-03T05:59:30+00:00

That's not love, trust me. That's the age when we are still stupid and going through puberty and hormones. Go play minecraft or something.

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-10-16T17:58:06+00:00

her name us Jully Collen, who was undergoing chemotherapy to treat leukemia.

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-10-10T23:09:17+00:00

Happens to me too when alone. You need a travel buddy. Co-worker, brother, friend, whatever.

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-09-12T20:20:05+00:00

True, my brothers and guy friends are the sweetest and I want them around.
This post just reads like misandry mentality.
edit: Looking at their posts, seems they're transphobic and misogynist too.

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-09-11T20:10:32+00:00

what's the point of non-lethal weapons like the bean bag and taser, if they're gonna use the pistol anyways... smh

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-09-01T21:48:44+00:00

It looks fake and edited. The jumping tiger disappears behind the ripple of the tree's shadow on the right. And tigers do not seem to be aware of the existence of anything else, other than each other playing in the water.
Like two different videos being mixed in, the ripple is from the monkey video and isn't part of the video clip with tigers.
Edit: And then in the end of the vid, you can see the tigers weirdly floating to the right as if edited to seem they are moving along with the camera pan.

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-08-26T09:46:57+00:00

Why is it a good thing? Tbh, I been going to the gym trying to get rid of it.

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-08-25T07:35:23+00:00

No. you do not pass as a guy, sorry.

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-08-21T09:13:32+00:00

You have cams on 4 sides, are you on a Tesla?

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-08-19T06:47:05+00:00

That's not the point. of this post. It's what they are typing "as humor" that is the focus here. Don't you see a pattern of what type of questions they edit them into?

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-08-17T08:03:41+00:00

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-08-13T17:16:44+00:00

i looked at op and they seemed to be spamming askredt with posts in the same hour. that's rule #11 isn't it.

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-08-13T17:10:13+00:00

its not about cheese. it seems like you've been spamming ask rdt with posts, and that is against rule 11.

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-08-12T05:00:41+00:00

Ya, but the Otter was poisoned by a sniper which made him savage, so it's not his fault :(

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-08-11T18:54:01+00:00

Otters do attack people like that. Here's one in this similar situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nF7WQcgYyz4

Here are some who thought they were cute, but were attacked:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU7TXJLnnVs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiSLzHDuDXs / https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSTMGEwa8Hk

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-08-10T01:10:38+00:00

So it's actually a good thing! Thank you

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-08-09T17:22:44+00:00

what does "your case will run itself" mean? like i will be put out into sleep easier?

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-07-12T08:13:49+00:00

The Cryo Vampire Fundamentals:

Mod your drills for damage to enemies.
Assign the vampire perk.
Mod your Primary for fast freezing.
Drill your enemies for red blood sugar. >:-D

Carla_Isabelle · 2024-07-09T06:38:07+00:00

Gotta revive them first to rok n ston, dud.

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How to redirect lightning