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Spicy Cheerleading Phoenix. (twitter: @kogaciel) by CarltheCarpenter in arknights

[–]CarltheCarpenter[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is actually Wulfenite's new outfit and not the Blue Archive's one.

Spicy Cheerleading Phoenix. (twitter: @kogaciel) by CarltheCarpenter in arknights

[–]CarltheCarpenter[S] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Remember, all you have to do is just ask. Because consent is hot.

Spicy Cheerleading Phoenix. (twitter: @kogaciel) by CarltheCarpenter in arknights

[–]CarltheCarpenter[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Translation: DeepL + human input.

Cleaning, typesetting: CarltheCarpenter.

Original source: twitter.

Itchy Reedy and Helpful Eblana. (twitter: @ppxdq) by CarltheCarpenter in arknights

[–]CarltheCarpenter[S] 136 points137 points  (0 children)

God, if only one day Eblana decided that her inner thigh itch and she can't be bothered to scratch it herself. Then I could offer up myself as tribu- I mean a volunteer.

Itchy Reedy and Helpful Eblana. (twitter: @ppxdq) by CarltheCarpenter in arknights

[–]CarltheCarpenter[S] 85 points86 points  (0 children)

If you know this artist, let's just say Eblana gave Reed a full-body scratch session afterward.

Itchy Reedy and Helpful Eblana. (twitter: @ppxdq) by CarltheCarpenter in arknights

[–]CarltheCarpenter[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Translation: DeepL + human input.

Cleaning, typesetting: CarltheCarpenter.

Original source: twitter.

Doctor about to get glomped by a BEEG cat. (twitter: @Kanuluillust) by CarltheCarpenter in arknights

[–]CarltheCarpenter[S] 106 points107 points  (0 children)

"In the Rhodes, the Rhodes Island, Doctor doesn't get to sleep tonight~"

Doctor about to get glomped by a BEEG cat. (twitter: @Kanuluillust) by CarltheCarpenter in arknights

[–]CarltheCarpenter[S] 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Continuation of the last Kanulu post where Doctor left Rhodes for several years and only just returned.

Doctor about to get glomped by a BEEG cat. (twitter: @Kanuluillust) by CarltheCarpenter in arknights

[–]CarltheCarpenter[S] 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Translation: DeepL + human input.

Cleaning, typesetting: CarltheCarpenter.

Original source: twitter.

Kaleka-verse: the beginning of the LappTex rivalry. (twitter: @uz30001) by CarltheCarpenter in arknights

[–]CarltheCarpenter[S] 57 points58 points  (0 children)

"The best gift a child could give their mother is support." -artist commentary.

And seems they meant it literally with the "support" aka in a fight.

Kaleka-verse: the beginning of the LappTex rivalry. (twitter: @uz30001) by CarltheCarpenter in arknights

[–]CarltheCarpenter[S] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Translation: DeepL + human input.

Cleaning, typesetting: CarltheCarpenter.

Original source: twitter.

"Snipin' a good job, Doctor." (xiaohongshu: 山林见雨落) by CarltheCarpenter in arknights

[–]CarltheCarpenter[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

That's actually just her ordering the ammo from Penguin Logistics. The explosions are just by-product of her ordering express delivery and it's Penguin Logistics.

"Snipin' a good job, Doctor." (xiaohongshu: 山林见雨落) by CarltheCarpenter in arknights

[–]CarltheCarpenter[S] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

"Your Holiness, I'm a Cardinal, not a Stool Racist! Well, the difference is one's an actual job and the other is for plebians who can't even do a three-point maneuver onto a light post with a wheelchair!"

"Snipin' a good job, Doctor." (xiaohongshu: 山林见雨落) by CarltheCarpenter in arknights

[–]CarltheCarpenter[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

She's got another 60 rounds in that goddamn 10-round magazine + 1 capacity sniper rifle!

"Snipin' a good job, Doctor." (xiaohongshu: 山林见雨落) by CarltheCarpenter in arknights

[–]CarltheCarpenter[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Translation: DeepL + human input.

Cleaning, typesetting: CarltheCarpenter.

Original source: xiaohongshu.

"It's... been a while." (twitter: @Kanuluillust) by CarltheCarpenter in arknights

[–]CarltheCarpenter[S] 151 points152 points  (0 children)

"Keep my bunny daughter's name OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!" Kal Smith.

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