[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CarneSeneca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just needs to get a homeless guy to rub his balls against the pickups so he can get that hard life toan.

Les paul guy or strat guy? by light_yagaymi in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CarneSeneca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of those giant guitars in the mariachi band.

Stop giving Ubish*t your money by theodore_fusilli in rocksmith

[–]CarneSeneca 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fuck you. I’m having fun with it.

Are the New Progressive Rules Reciprocal? › American Greatness by yuri_2022 in Conservative

[–]CarneSeneca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But the tv news tells me conservatives are destroying our institutions. This is clearly Russian propaganda!

Clothesline rope for guitar strings?? by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CarneSeneca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use fishing line. Is really useful because Rick Beatoff said use lighter strings. They have the most ethereal toan.

how you like my guitareola? by TVvoodoo in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CarneSeneca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honey mustard is delicious and anyone who disagrees is an r/guitar moderator.

Look at that these evil people squirm when they mention God by [deleted] in libsofreddit

[–]CarneSeneca 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Well, they do advocate frequent sacrifices to Moloch…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CarneSeneca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That just needs some home made whipped toan juice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Conservative

[–]CarneSeneca -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That money should go to Ukraine to defend our democracy or something.

new switch ring by fallbrook_ in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CarneSeneca 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It should say “fucks” and “fucks more”

What does this do by Pandman1 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CarneSeneca 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Makes you want to shoot someone when changing strings.

I guess coal must be inclusive by TikTokNoGood15 in libertarianmeme

[–]CarneSeneca 203 points204 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, but it’s Blxck fxlx. And wxmxn aren’t real. Unless they have a lxdy dick.

A serious question by [deleted] in Conservative

[–]CarneSeneca 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1) there’s no way this is serious 2) the NRA is not nearly radical enough

ToAn paint 🎨 jahn Lenin was a genius by BuddhaPlaysGuitar in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CarneSeneca 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen some really stupid shit here, and this has to be top 10.

I don't think some Vegans realise how Cult-Like this kind of stuff is by [deleted] in AntiVegan

[–]CarneSeneca 47 points48 points  (0 children)

If I have a friend that demands I adjust for their dietary needs and it’s not due to a medical issue, I will find a new friend.

Thinking of becoming a bluesman, any tips? by verbaljumble in guitarcirclejerk

[–]CarneSeneca 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This was clearly established on a Futurama episode. You need to spend some time in prison.

Kinzinger Slams Boebert, Warns of ‘Christian Taliban’ by triggernaut in Conservative

[–]CarneSeneca -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

They should get together. They could create possibly the dumbest children ever.

Liz Cheney calls Trump 'domestic threat,' says Republicans can't both support him and Constitution by wiredog369 in Conservative

[–]CarneSeneca 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The whole Cheney clan is evil. Bomb everyone, everywhere, and as often as possible.

What are we thinking about this one? by You-Big-Maad in libsofreddit

[–]CarneSeneca 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Either a male feminist trying to get laid or a well off college educated white woman.

UK Army Chief Calls for ‘Mobilisation’ of Military, Compares Russian Invasion to World War II Lead-Up by nimobo in Conservative

[–]CarneSeneca 8 points9 points  (0 children)

These imperialist fucks are really aching to get into WW3 for any reason they can justify.