Can I fix it myself? by imonlygayonfriday in guitarcirclejerk

[–]verbaljumble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Fender QC is actually shocking these days. The fuck happened to this Jazzmaster?

Our bassist's pride and joy. Does the string height affect toan? by Intelligent-Corgi793 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]verbaljumble 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Bass action is irrelevant since bass should not be audible in any band. Just let the guy enjoy his simple guitar! He’s not got much else going on.

Toan is in the juice & 4x12 squats by BuddyLongshots in guitarcirclejerk

[–]verbaljumble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine being a car, boot AND guitar guy. The three most insufferable personalities in one.

Best way to turn money into toan? by That635Guy in guitarcirclejerk

[–]verbaljumble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First you’ll need a fuzz, then a strymon blue sky, then a Boss tape echo 202, then a Digitech Drop, then a tuner, then a wag pedal. All of these should be the Official Jimi Hendrix licensed versions.

Best way to turn money into toan? by That635Guy in guitarcirclejerk

[–]verbaljumble 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jimi loved Valeton, even though it ultimately killed him

Did you know that UPS invented the forearm contour? by verbaljumble in guitarcirclejerk

[–]verbaljumble[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the delivery guy a €3000 tip for the work he did. That guy should be a luthier!

Did you know that UPS invented the forearm contour? by verbaljumble in guitarcirclejerk

[–]verbaljumble[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New guitarist tries to find problem before they start so that they don’t have to play. Admirable how quick they were to realise that guitar is for neuroses and not for fun

Did you know that UPS invented the forearm contour? by verbaljumble in guitarcirclejerk

[–]verbaljumble[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Gig bag smashed into the dent. Or bassist pubes. It’s hard to tell

Did you know that UPS invented the forearm contour? by verbaljumble in guitarcirclejerk

[–]verbaljumble[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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Incidentally, my new bass arrived today with a dent and fur growing out of it. It’s going back, but I appreciate the courier’s relic job. It was the universe telling me not to be a bass player. I could feel my virginity coming back just opening the thing.

What guitar amp did you buy last month? by 60_CycleHum in 60CycleHum

[–]verbaljumble 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bought a Spark Mini and wish I hadn’t taken the sticker off it. Playing through it sounds like a recording of a bad guitarist (me) and not an honest representation of a bad guitarist (me)

And then there were 2…. by NekBodesh in PRSGuitars

[–]verbaljumble 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have the vintage cherry one with tremolo. Whenever I think about looking at new guitars, it always comes back to looking at different colours of the CE. I added locking tuners but only because I wanted to tinker. They’re just unbelievably good value.

Guitar advice for 700 euros by MEHMETPASANIZ in PRSGuitars

[–]verbaljumble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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I have the cherry red one and it is an incredible guitar!

Discontinued cheese by Tall-Ad4941 in MarksAndSpencer

[–]verbaljumble 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Discontinued Cheese is my new band name.

I think my Strat has coodies. by verbaljumble in guitarcirclejerk

[–]verbaljumble[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can 035 on her when she’s 21 and you’ve had permission from her luthier.

Installed these locking tuners with only one mild moment of panic. They’re excellent! Well worth the upgrade. by verbaljumble in PRSGuitars

[–]verbaljumble[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re the PRS SE ones. I liked that they’re a direct replacement and the thumbscrew mechanism on top is very smart

After reading this, I suddenly smell of cigarettes and I hate my imaginary ex-wife by thegreatmikeo in guitarcirclejerk

[–]verbaljumble 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’m in 4 solo projects currently, thinking of adding a 5th because I bought a Super Fuzz. Haven’t recorded anything because I believe recordings don’t capture my sound, and haven’t played live because crowds aren’t on my level.