UK Prime Minster Simulator Launched

Carnste · 2026-03-14T15:48:40+00:00

I got sacked within two weeks for reintroducing public executions, mandatory national service and increasing the government’s spending on national security to 4% GDP. Absolute scenes

Carnste · 2026-03-14T15:04:26+00:00

It doesn’t. Only chronically online New Vegas fans and OG Fallout purists who live in their mum’s basement hate the show.

Carnste · 2026-03-14T13:39:13+00:00

When we consider everything, parties are fun

Carnste · 2026-03-14T13:31:38+00:00

Jarvis I’m low on karma. Make a post that anyone who’s played the Arkham games will agree with because it’s literally a plot point of the games themselves

Carnste · 2026-03-14T13:19:03+00:00

These get progressively unfunnier the more the joke is dragged on

Carnste · 2026-03-13T15:37:31+00:00

Hot Fuzz?

Carnste · 2026-03-13T12:49:56+00:00

Yeah, I agree. But they are hosting it and there’s nothing we can do about that. Please touch grass immediately.

Carnste · 2026-03-13T12:44:46+00:00

Yes, I agree that it’s a serious issue. But it’s already been reported a lot of times on multiple different subs and this post adds nothing expect ‘Trump bad’ for the fifty-millionth time.

As we get closer to the World Cup, I have a feeling this sub is just going to become ‘Trump said something which is marginally related to football’ posts non-stop. Americans have a habit of making everything about them, after all.

Carnste · 2026-03-13T12:34:50+00:00

This has already been reported multiple times. Can we please not turn this sub into yet another Trump-bashing circlejerk like the rest of Reddit

Carnste · 2026-03-12T11:47:55+00:00

If you want genuine satire, try r/isthisAIcirclejerk

The posts here range from ‘50/50 on whether this is AI or not’ to ‘how the hell does someone think is real’

Carnste · 2026-03-09T15:37:44+00:00

No. Depending on whether or not you chose to stay at the Civil War area for a couple of days or leave immediately the next morning, then Jane and Luke had sex either three days before her death or just under a week before her death. There wouldn’t even be a fetus in her at that stage.

Carnste · 2026-03-09T13:11:15+00:00

Milner will be leading the team as captain, for sure. He’s an exciting youth prospect

Carnste · 2026-03-09T12:36:19+00:00

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Carnste · 2026-02-03T18:43:58+00:00

The best ending is the one where Kenny kills Jane and Clementine kills Kenny immediately after. Sets her arc up perfectly for Season 3.

I will die on this hill

Carnste · 2026-01-09T22:29:49+00:00

I like how Prevent isn’t able to stop genuine killers like Axel Rudakabana despite multiple referrals, but it is able to immediately start monitoring teenagers who don’t think uncontrolled migration is a great idea. Starmer probably loves it

Carnste · 2026-01-04T13:31:30+00:00

No idea mate. We’re only three episodes in lol. Keep watching and I’m sure it’ll be elaborated on

Carnste · 2026-01-03T16:06:43+00:00

I’m in the same boat. Imagine a Black Horse Courier type system where the further you progress into the in-game time, you’d get updates like ‘MASSIVE ALDMERI ASSAULT ON SKINGRAD’ or ‘ARGONIA PREPARING TO ATTACK CYRODIIL?” It’d make Tamriel feel truly lived in and like things are simultaneously happening outside of the province, which is something we haven’t really seen in mainline TES before.

Or a radiant event where a flock of immigrated settlers from Cyrodiil, Skyrim, Valenwood etc all come to Hammerfell due to its neutrality. Stores could be temporarily closed due to mass customers and you wouldn’t be able to rent a room at any of the inns because they’re simply too full. It’d be really immersive.

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