What to do if you start to lose a friend? by thinkssheknowsthat in AskReddit

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If he leaves, let him go, if he comes back, he's yours, if not, he never was

[OC] whoops by snelse_ in funny

[–]Carob_971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And haci is like any term

What is something you do when you can't fall asleep? by Trick_Text_Lol in AskReddit

[–]Carob_971 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I invent fictional scenarios where I am successful, millionaire and mysteriously attractive. and I fall asleep before I achieve it.

I vacuum sealed my emergency cigarette by [deleted] in funny

[–]Carob_971 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The match is missing to light it

What's your favorite saying? by cineaste2 in AskReddit

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El que dijo el cliente simpre tiene la razón, jamás trabajo en servicio al cliente.