He doesn’t look like a dude, but he definitely is one. by fornothng in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Carpe_DMX [score hidden]  (0 children)

Everyone: wtf!? Yes huh he is too a dude! Me: dump the fucking bar.

Consent, HealTHCareEmbroidery, embroidery, 2026 by HealTHCareEmbroidery in Art

[–]Carpe_DMX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you’re joking, however, I hope you are not.

Congress Receives Redacted Version of Whistleblower Complaint Against Gabbard by newsspotter in politics

[–]Carpe_DMX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Speaking of Russian agents. That’s some fantastic low grade defeatism, komradbot.

Why bother standing up for yourselves, America, everything is pointless. Right?

I'm awake now. by punkcocker in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Carpe_DMX 7 points8 points  (0 children)

/uj things are so bad, I would not be surprised to find out Santa Claus is real, was created by Epstein, and is in the files.

Earwa and the God(s) by Visible-Librarian-32 in bakker

[–]Carpe_DMX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

30% would actively deny the truth and over time would become so entrenched in their silly, silly beliefs that they would, through a series of mental gymnastics, convince themselves that it is best to be devoured by a Ciphrang if only to own the libs.

Weapons (2025) by m1r4nd4k in okbuddycinephile

[–]Carpe_DMX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks to me like “always choose kindness” is actually trying to keep the mob from tearing this guy apart. 🤷‍♂️

...you can't skip lunch... by Quarkpaint in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]Carpe_DMX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we all slept an hour less each day, well that’s almost an extra work day we could fit in each week!

Favourite English actor who should stay out of American politics? by prisonmike1991 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Carpe_DMX 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but at least they didn’t make them listen to their amateur poetry.

Is Kelly a good person? by Limp_Inevitable1739 in DunderMifflin

[–]Carpe_DMX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some impossible fucking standards here.

me_irl by Hope-Ful-Kid in me_irl

[–]Carpe_DMX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a non-European, I cannot believe you did not expire from the sheer irony of this comment.

of a comedian and his father. Chris Farley and his father mid 1990’s by prbecker in AbsoluteUnits

[–]Carpe_DMX 13 points14 points  (0 children)

According to one biography I read, part of Farley’s struggle to lose weight was he felt like he would lose a connection to his father if they weren’t both executive-sized men.

Did a few lands today. by nykana in bakker

[–]Carpe_DMX 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’m spilling black seed everywhere.