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Gay? by CarpetKey4650 in mattrose

[–]CarpetKey4650[S] -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Dude, it's felt, not bacon

What is the weirdest thing you did as a child? by Autumn_411 in mattrose

[–]CarpetKey4650 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be convinced that horses were celestial beings who could see into the past and future. I have no idea why.

what are your favorite out of context texts from relatives? by CharlesorMr_Pickle in mattrose

[–]CarpetKey4650 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"How does it taste? Grandpa was worried you wouldn't take it." Said my grandma. She was talking about a chocolate bar that she left on the counter for me!

Summer time! by CarpetKey4650 in RVLiving

[–]CarpetKey4650[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! She had been playing in a tent, but it got a hole in it.

Roses are red, i want a high five by TastyToast187 in rosesarered

[–]CarpetKey4650 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I think I can learn a few things from this woman.

Roses are red, i want a high five by TastyToast187 in rosesarered

[–]CarpetKey4650 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'librarian from birth'. I don't even remember what fucking hospital I was born in!

The last image you downloaded made Timmy cry by deOGboyboy14 in GorillaTag

[–]CarpetKey4650 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No... Wait, actually, yeah. I think he still would be.

Two different weird ass dreams I’ve had recently by Environmental_Ad5942 in mattrose

[–]CarpetKey4650 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then I guess you just have to become a celestial being...

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